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24 Mar 2011, 7:17 pm

This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:
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24 Mar 2011, 7:24 pm

Aimless wrote:
This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:


8O What? you planted it in his back??



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24 Mar 2011, 7:25 pm

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24 Mar 2011, 7:28 pm

:cry: I'm a socially awkward penguin...



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24 Mar 2011, 7:30 pm

ediself wrote:
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This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:


8O What? you planted it in his back??


No, I splurted ink on his shirt again.



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24 Mar 2011, 7:39 pm

Aimless wrote:
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This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:


8O What? you planted it in his back??


No, I splurted ink on his shirt again.

oh...sorry for killing your joke...



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24 Mar 2011, 7:42 pm

ediself wrote:
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This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:


8O What? you planted it in his back??


No, I splurted ink on his shirt again.

oh...sorry for killing your joke...

No problem.



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24 Mar 2011, 7:45 pm

Aimless wrote:
ediself wrote:
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ediself wrote:
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This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:


8O What? you planted it in his back??


No, I splurted ink on his shirt again.

oh...sorry for killing your joke...

No problem.


How did you kill the joke? I thought it was funny actually.



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24 Mar 2011, 7:47 pm

SammichEater wrote:
Aimless wrote:
ediself wrote:
Aimless wrote:
ediself wrote:
Aimless wrote:
This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:


8O What? you planted it in his back??


No, I splurted ink on his shirt again.

oh...sorry for killing your joke...

No problem.


How did you kill the joke? I thought it was funny actually.


I thought Ediself was making a joke... :lol:


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24 Mar 2011, 7:48 pm

The friend telling me I say sorry all the time is me to a "t"-I was told that by my only real friend who is also an aspie-I absolutely love penguins-they are my obesession!! !!


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24 Mar 2011, 7:50 pm

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The friend telling me I say sorry all the time is me to a "t"


That has indeed happened to me too...I really say sorry ALL. THE. TIME. Something happens, I automatically say "sorry", assuming that someone might somehow blame me for it.



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24 Mar 2011, 7:54 pm

I was looking for a thread to post to for my 4000th post and found this one. Since my youngest son (who like me has Asperger's) loves penguins, I dedicate this post to him.


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24 Mar 2011, 7:57 pm

I can relate to so many of these, but it's sort of funny in a way.

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glider18 wrote:
I was looking for a thread to post to for my 4000th post and found this one. Since my youngest son (who like me has Asperger's) loves penguins, I dedicate this post to him.


Which reminds me...

Read post on thread
*Penguin*
Answer to post.... in your head

But..... not this time. ;)



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24 Mar 2011, 7:57 pm

Moog wrote:
SammichEater wrote:
Aimless wrote:
ediself wrote:
Aimless wrote:
ediself wrote:
Aimless wrote:
This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:


8O What? you planted it in his back??


No, I splurted ink on his shirt again.

oh...sorry for killing your joke...

No problem.


How did you kill the joke? I thought it was funny actually.


I thought Ediself was making a joke... :lol:

:lol: If you guys were NTs I'd probably pass that as a joke, yeah...but I feel safe enough to tell you: i just mixed the legend of the picture and the situation in my head and saw what could have happened if your pen had somehow escaped your hand... The image was pretty funny in my head though (albeit a bit gore)
Ok, I'm the penguin queen.



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24 Mar 2011, 8:00 pm

Moog wrote:
SammichEater wrote:
Aimless wrote:
ediself wrote:
Aimless wrote:
ediself wrote:
Aimless wrote:
This one except worse. In high school I had a thing for fountain pens (still do but they're not easy to find). In math class one day I was whapping it to get the ink flowing and splurted ink all over the back of the shirt of the guy in front of me. He turned around and gave me a look of incredulity. I apologized profusely and after he turned around I went back to trying to get the ink flowing again. Guess what? :oops:


8O What? you planted it in his back??


No, I splurted ink on his shirt again.

oh...sorry for killing your joke...

No problem.


How did you kill the joke? I thought it was funny actually.


I thought Ediself was making a joke... :lol:


Seriously I've laughed at this thread 4 times now. good stuff in here.



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24 Mar 2011, 8:03 pm

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I do this a ton. :lol: The last time I did it was probably just 2 days ago.

And this:

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