09 Jun 2011, 6:04 pm
zippy-tri wrote:
dimitri martin I find hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJBM8W6r6kM
I also like mark watson :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pLcOebl ... re=related
my favourite joke is
whats brown and sticky. (a stick)
it cracks me up every time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJBM8W6r6kM
I also like mark watson :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pLcOebl ... re=related
my favourite joke is
whats brown and sticky. (a stick)
it cracks me up every time.
10 Jun 2011, 2:09 am
10 Jun 2011, 2:27 am
10 Jun 2011, 4:21 am
glider18 wrote:
I had fun with a vacuum salesman once. My wife and I had just put in brand new carpet all over the house. And a vacuum salesman knocked on our door. He wanted to demonstrate this $1000 dollar high tech vacuum. I said, "Why not." So he entered and got things set up. He put these little filters on the hose to show how much dirt he was going to get out of our carpet that our old vacuum left behind. He swept and swept and swept...and I wish you could have seen his eyes when he looked at that filter---it didn't have a speck of dirt anywhere on it. He tried again and still failed to get anything out of that carpet. He asked to see our old vacuum. I went to the closet and got out our $29 K-Mart blue light special model. He packed up his things and left real quick. He never came back.
And a telemarketer called me once and asked, "Can I speak to the lady of the house?" Well...my wife didn't want to be bothered so I thought I would pretend to be her. Now I have a deep voice, and I said to the telemarketer, "Speaking." That telemarketer acted real stunned, "No sir, I mean the lady of the house." And I replied, "That's me, what do you want." I never did find out because she hung up.
And a telemarketer called me once and asked, "Can I speak to the lady of the house?" Well...my wife didn't want to be bothered so I thought I would pretend to be her. Now I have a deep voice, and I said to the telemarketer, "Speaking." That telemarketer acted real stunned, "No sir, I mean the lady of the house." And I replied, "That's me, what do you want." I never did find out because she hung up.
This is great! Poor salesman
10 Jun 2011, 6:02 am
SirLogiC wrote:
glider18 wrote:
I had fun with a vacuum salesman once. My wife and I had just put in brand new carpet all over the house. And a vacuum salesman knocked on our door. He wanted to demonstrate this $1000 dollar high tech vacuum. I said, "Why not." So he entered and got things set up. He put these little filters on the hose to show how much dirt he was going to get out of our carpet that our old vacuum left behind. He swept and swept and swept...and I wish you could have seen his eyes when he looked at that filter---it didn't have a speck of dirt anywhere on it. He tried again and still failed to get anything out of that carpet. He asked to see our old vacuum. I went to the closet and got out our $29 K-Mart blue light special model. He packed up his things and left real quick. He never came back.
And a telemarketer called me once and asked, "Can I speak to the lady of the house?" Well...my wife didn't want to be bothered so I thought I would pretend to be her. Now I have a deep voice, and I said to the telemarketer, "Speaking." That telemarketer acted real stunned, "No sir, I mean the lady of the house." And I replied, "That's me, what do you want." I never did find out because she hung up.
And a telemarketer called me once and asked, "Can I speak to the lady of the house?" Well...my wife didn't want to be bothered so I thought I would pretend to be her. Now I have a deep voice, and I said to the telemarketer, "Speaking." That telemarketer acted real stunned, "No sir, I mean the lady of the house." And I replied, "That's me, what do you want." I never did find out because she hung up.
This is great! Poor salesman
so so funny!!
10 Jun 2011, 6:10 am
Madao wrote:
Relating to Autism...I saw these on Tumblr and thought they were funny...[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx5WJjXmuQI&feature=player_embedded#at=32
youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInDH2FeXaM&feature=related
youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInDH2FeXaM&feature=related
entertaining
10 Jun 2011, 6:34 am
Madao wrote:
Relating to Autism...I saw these on Tumblr and thought they were funny...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx5WJjXmuQI&feature=player_embedded#at=32[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInDH2FeXaM&feature=related[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx5WJjXmuQI&feature=player_embedded#at=32[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInDH2FeXaM&feature=related[/youtube]
i love these.
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