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Ambivalence
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18 Jul 2011, 2:44 pm

There will be blood; it might be yours.

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18 Jul 2011, 6:17 pm

One thing I always wondered about the X-men - didn't Pyro's costume annoy him? Imagine wearing that thing for real...

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18 Jul 2011, 11:45 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I prefer to stay on the good side.

If you are on on the good or the badside NTs will still bully you.

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18 Jul 2011, 11:58 pm

You're missing the point, dude... you don't support the good side for the perks. You do it because it's good.

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19 Jul 2011, 12:34 am

good, bad. meh.
let's play dressups.

I will be CARBIDE!

The techie CNC machinist with the tightest blue overalls and hardest steelcap boots in the universe.
I will develop new metal technolgy for the evil aspie army (EAA).

Also, I do a mean sideline in welding, using the power of my empathy-less gaze!!

mwah hahahahaha! [evil laughter]

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19 Jul 2011, 12:37 am

If it means joining a brotherhood, then no. Besides, it sounds exhausting.

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19 Jul 2011, 12:41 am

universeofone wrote:

If it means joining a brotherhood, then no. Besides, it sounds exhausting.

Exausting, but fun. :lol:

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19 Jul 2011, 12:47 am

Then, enjoy.

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19 Jul 2011, 3:18 am

Nope. I will not grow a penis to fulfill your need of a brotherhood you failed cult leader.

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19 Jul 2011, 4:40 am

Eh, not for now...

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19 Jul 2011, 5:04 am

manBrain wrote:

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19 Jul 2011, 7:08 am

Ambivalence wrote:

There will be blood; it might be yours.

So go kill someone, signed Bad Horse!

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19 Jul 2011, 8:39 am

CyclopsSummers wrote:

Let's start a Brotherhood Of Evil Aspies. The whole co-existing, blending in with the rest of humankind has, for many of us (let's face it you guys), been tried and failed. So what I propose is that we form a team of supervillains, who will slowly but surely take from 'normal' baseline humans* what is rightfully ours (i.e. we will rob banks), infiltrate into governments throughout the world, and eventually subjugate all of mankind, who will be our servants in our new Aspie utopia.

I suspect the CIA or NSA have already cataloged and filed your post under "items of interest".

Any inkling of an Aspergian brotherhood trying to overthrow the government and you'd be surprised how quickly a miraculous discovery will be made for a "foolproof" genetic test for autism.

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19 Jul 2011, 10:30 am

Excellent submissions so far, my Aspie brethren!

And welcome to the Brotherhood, Candy-Aspie, Omega, Ordvillia, Cameleon, and Carbide. Costumes will be designed to your specifications, then sent to your respective addresses. We'll move to our headquarters once we've decided which location would be most suitable.

memesplice wrote:

I've always wanted to wear on of those wolf fleeces like they do in Dances With Wolves and maybe go on all fours through pine forrests.

I like dogs.

I have no idea if this is relevant or if it would be a superpower.

No, that would do nicely, memesplice. Every self-respecting mutant super team has a 'feral' member. You could run around, snarl, and snap at people and you'd be amazed at how effective this is in terror operations.

ChrispyBiscuits wrote:

You can call me cameleon, my abillity is to make myself appear to be NT with effort, allowing me to infiltrate and spy.

my suit will be a paper bag worn over my head with a smile, nose and two eyebrows drawn on it, two holes cut in it for my eyes and a watch that tells TIME.

I will wear layer open layer of NT typical clothes to give me the ability to change my appearance.

Excellent! I can tell you're going to be invaluable to our mission.

Todesking wrote:

We could hire some NT genticists and some virologists team them up to design a disease that attacks anyone that does not have the "autism" gene. It is more poetic to kill off the NTs using NT scientists, their greed, and their science to wipe them out. It is also a great way to kill off the posers in our community as well. Science would be our weapon and our autism genetics would be our shield. :wink:

I like how you think... BUT I will not tolerate the presence of any NTs in Brotherhood headquarters. Can't we instead send Cameleon to infiltrate the laboratories where the autistic genes are being isolated for the NT governments' sinister purposes as some have described above, and then sabotage their efforts? Besides, we'll still need the NTs alive so we can enslave and oppress them. Nevertheless, this bio-weapon would be useful, though, if we need to deal with particularly pesky NTs foolish enough to engage us in combat.

Callista wrote:

Hell no.

NTs are people too.

Expect to see me organizing the non-bigoted Aspies to take you guys down.

Come on, Callista, don't be that way. Would you consider my offer if you get to rule a country of your choice in my... I mean OUR world order? France? Italy? Brazil with a restored rain forest? Any one state could be yours! You'll have NT servants at your feet, and your face would be on the nation's currency! I know you want to practice your evil cackle.

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19 Jul 2011, 10:50 am

Wow, you really don't know how to tempt me, do you? Do you have any idea how much work it is to rule a country? People staring at you all day, having to make speeches.... Besides, evil cackles give me a sore throat.

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19 Jul 2011, 10:53 am

Not to mention that awful spandex!

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