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Yupa
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05 Oct 2006, 4:58 pm

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Are you my ally or are YOU one of THEM (Popular kid's).


Neither. The world isn't divided into people who are "your ally" and people who are "popular". The world is divided into people who follow you around no matter what, people who are cool with you despite your occasional faults, people who dislike you, and people who don't care about you. And there are fewer "popular kid's" than you think there are. Most "normal" people a. Won't make fun of you and b. Aren't popular. Also, the people who usually are likely to make fun of you are usually doing so because they aren't popular and need some way to compensate.



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05 Oct 2006, 5:00 pm

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Seems like a bunch of overly-clever twelve-year-olds writing jokes for each other.
NewTs, that's what they are ....

It's the internet. They share a maturity level with the people on WP. In otherwords, they have very simple worldviews that can be expressed in less than a sentence.



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05 Oct 2006, 5:07 pm

"A fake disorder invented so that angsty teens with no personality or social skills could feel like they belonged to something. Symptoms include mediocre artistic and web design skills, affection for emo, self-pity.

Bob told me he had Asperger's Syndrome, but in reality, he was just a social ret*d that nobody liked."

This definition has so many wrong things I don't even know where to start. According to this, al aspies are:

- Angsty
- Teenagers
- With no personality
- Mediocre
- Interested in arts or computers
- Emo
- People with self pity
- ret*ds
- Not likeable

So you, adults, children, scientists, people who enjoy electronic music or jazz or something other than Emo, people who excel at something, people with average IQs, healthy self-steem or who have somebody who likes you, you don't belong here :wink:



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05 Oct 2006, 5:32 pm

hadapurpura wrote:
This definition has so many wrong things I don't even know where to start. According to this, al aspies are:

- Angsty
- Teenagers
- With no personality
- Mediocre
- Interested in arts or computers
- Emo
- People with self pity
- ret*ds
- Not likeable


I fall into categories 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, and, in some circles, 9. Interesting.



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05 Oct 2006, 5:35 pm

Neurotypicality (N):
A pervasive and debilitating psychological disorder characterised by excessive eye contact, the performance of strange social rituals, the over-emphasis of body language and gesture in communication and an unhealthy obsession with a fictitious construct born of their own delusional thinking that they refer to as the "social pecking order" and turning everything into a competition.

The most dangerous manifestation of this disorder is the sufferers seeming inability to make a decision based on rational thought, instead opting for deciding based solely on emotional and instinctual reactions.

Experts estimate nearly 90-95% of the population suffers from this horrible disease, resulting in it being severely underdiagnosed and erroniously considered "normal" by its sufferers. There is no known cure or treatments available at this time.


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05 Oct 2006, 5:49 pm

Personally, I enjoy every opportunity to get pissed off I can find. Actually, having to make a post about this when this topic has already been brought up in another topic offends me! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :roll: :roll: :roll:

People laugh at me because I'm white and nerdy. :wink:



05 Oct 2006, 6:51 pm

Is this another one of those parody sites?



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05 Oct 2006, 6:58 pm

I laughed 'till I stopped.

the only disorder where "sufferers" have f**k all in common with eachother because all "symptoms" are normal personality traits that everyone in the world has at least one of.

There's some truth in that. Aspies just have an unfair share of symptoms :lol:


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05 Oct 2006, 7:29 pm

Ahem, it is an URBAN dictionary. False and inaccurate stuff is more than likely to pop up with that sort of thing. At the top of the page it says 'Urban Dictionary is a slang dictionary with your definitions.' In other words, it's like a combonation of Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia; It expresses the right opinion and the wrong opinion. Besides, the two offending definitions were vastly outweighed by correct definitions. I reckon the first definiton, in tandem with the sixth one, make the best short definition of AS I've ever seen!


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05 Oct 2006, 7:33 pm

that annoys the crap out of me



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06 Oct 2006, 9:38 pm

hadapurpura wrote:
This definition has so many wrong things I don't even know where to start. According to this, al aspies are:

- Angsty
- Teenagers
- With no personality
- Mediocre
- Interested in arts or computers
- Emo
- People with self pity
- ret*ds
- Not likeable

So you, adults, children, scientists, people who enjoy electronic music or jazz or something other than Emo, people who excel at something, people with average IQs, healthy self-steem or who have somebody who likes you, you don't belong here :wink:
I'm surprised they missed the Govenment's part of the definition: Male. :P


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06 Oct 2006, 10:04 pm

One of my neighbors plays golf, spends hours and lots of money to hit a little ball around on the lawn with a metal stick.

Another neighbor is a fisherman, spends even more money hooking the little critters and dragging them to their death.

My brother works in a gun factory, they makes lots of guns and people spend tons of money to go blow the brains out of fury 4 legged creatures every fall.

I went to a casino one time, those are some sane people in those places :lol: :lol:



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06 Oct 2006, 11:48 pm

Yeah hunting is something Ive never understood.. what is fun about killing an animal for no reason? If you intend to eat it thats another story but just to kill for the sake of killing is.. insane..


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07 Oct 2006, 7:19 am

Fraya wrote:
Yeah hunting is something Ive never understood.. what is fun about killing an animal for no reason? If you intend to eat it thats another story but just to kill for the sake of killing is.. insane..
some times its for population control... like with deer. there is a lot less space for deer and there food then there was a long time ago. and now there are more human hazards. they still reproduce as if they have all the land in the world though. if they were not hunted many of them would starve. others would get hit by cars(killing them and possibly the driver) and also things like fences, deer get stuck in them and don't know to back out so they try to get through..they are either stuck there until they starve or bleed to death. Watching one die like that is a lot more upsetting

Most of the hunters i meet try to use as much of the deer as possible, but i agree with you about killing purely for sport or trophies. And canned "hunts", i don't think people who "hunt" canned animals should be aloud to hold a gun.


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07 Oct 2006, 7:27 am

I have a damn hard fight ahead of me, if those are the sort of people i'm trying to convince.



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07 Oct 2006, 10:21 am

Fraya wrote:
Yeah hunting is something Ive never understood.. what is fun about killing an animal for no reason? If you intend to eat it thats another story but just to kill for the sake of killing is.. insane..


If they want to spend $80 a pound for meat, I'll sell them some. :lol: The time,money an effort they put into it isn't the least bit logical or does it make sense to go sit in a tree freezing their butts off hoping one will walk by so they can shoot it.

A trip to the grocery store is easier and less expensive.

The ret*d government would arrest some farmer for shooting them in the middle of the summer for eating his crops. yet in the fall says it's ok to shot them to thin the heard :roll: