If all jerks were to suddenly vanish from your life

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My life would much better. That's all I'll say.

If they all vanished, it would be a bit of an "I am legend" situation.

Except instead of will smith, I would just be an idiot walking around. Annoying the plants.

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How does one annoy a plant??

I always thought plants had plenty of patience, I mean they put up with people singing horribly to them and very rarely do we see one stangle a human to death!

With PESTicides. Get it? At least I'm still funny. Sigh.

I'd have to go searching for my mother. I might not like her ignorance and constant nagging at me to lose weight and try her latest miracle cure, but if she vanished, that very ignorance would make her vulnerable to exploitation to just about anybody who felt like it. I want her to stop nagging at me--but I don't want her hurt. She's never been cruel; her brand of jerkitude is more like a clumsy child who accidentally steps on an animal because she wasn't thinking and doesn't believe that thinking is particularly important. Not that the animal is any less hurt for it...

More would rise to take their place.

I just wish weird people like murderers disappeared or didn't exist in the beginning. I hate them.

DITTO

If all of the jerks would vanish, maybe just maybe I will get the training I so desire and not have to put up with idiots that ignore me or laugh at me.

wish i'd thought of it. i'll have to remember that one. thanx for the funny

Oh, I'll probably cry for days and be depressed for quite a while. Because that would be everyone on my side of the family. Sure I wished they'd forget about me, but it'd still be shocking for them to disappear.

Eventually I'll get on with life and and get over my orphaned feeling of course.

life would be great

Pretty much everyone I've ever met would disappear if that happened.

Then I wouldn't have a brother....