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05 Jan 2007, 1:05 pm

Why do fish swim under water?

So they can swim under water and fart under water.



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05 Jan 2007, 2:01 pm

Nice joke.

I'd add a third person. I'd be the aware AS person trying to explain to the NTs exactly why AS person No. 2 feels the way (s)he does about light bulbs (it's his coping skill, he thinks it'll give him a connexion to normal people, he thinks it's the key to the secrets of the universe, etc.).



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05 Jan 2007, 3:28 pm

history_of_psychiatry wrote:
Q: How many people with asperger's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One of them to screw in the lightbulb. And the other one to read all about lightbulbs, collect lightbulbs, and talk about different lightbulb facts nonstop!


But that would involve collaboration! :cry:



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05 Jan 2007, 3:41 pm

Voxsolemnis wrote:
Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We make the neurotypicals do it.

... or....

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. We don't need to change any lightbulb. We are the lightbulb.

This whole thing cracked me up. how many neurotypical females does it take to change a light bulb? none. They go shopping to get the lightbulbs, are gone 4 hours, then come home with shoes! (conveniently forgetting all about the lightbulbs)



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05 Jan 2007, 4:37 pm

history_of_psychiatry wrote:
lowfreq50 wrote:
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I WIN!! !! !! !! !! :D



DAMMIT! I THOUGHT I WAS BEING ORIGINAL. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

NO YUO SUX THAT IS ALL

(Just kidding.)



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05 Jan 2007, 4:39 pm

I'm making a new character for my public access show that is a satire of how I was when I was a kid with aspergers. A character who gets overwhelmed easily and has constant outbursts. :D


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05 Jan 2007, 5:59 pm

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: Wanna ride my bike?



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05 Jan 2007, 6:06 pm

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Look - a bug!



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05 Jan 2007, 6:19 pm

Hehe, all these jokes are pretty funny. I like comparing them to each other to find the small differences between them... :)



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06 Jan 2007, 9:40 am

Reading all of these jokes has been an extremely enjoyable way to spend a Saturday morning! Wish we could do an endless loop of jokes like this!

Kris



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06 Jan 2007, 9:54 am

What kind of food did Roger Bannister like?

Food that could be eaten on the run and cooked in less than four minutes.



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12 Jan 2007, 1:25 pm

How many auties with adhd does it take to....
crap, what was the joke?



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12 Jan 2007, 2:18 pm

How many Aspie's does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Approximately 157 to form a human chain that involves as little physical or social contact as possible, thus avoinding the need to use a car. Evidentley the chain would shorten by about 5% a minute as each individual Aspie realises that they have better things to do than to form a human chain to pass a light bulb (although realisation times may vary). Therefore, whether or not the chain is a successful method to obtain a lightbulb to change with the old one is debatable. As for which lightbulb to pick, you would have to send in a particularly hardy Aspie to battle against the Flourescent Lights and Social Interaction of a Shopping Mall to pick the best light for the light socket. This would be determined by the variables in the room with the Light Bulb that needs replacing, and what the light did in the first place (such as look pretty to provide ambeince or to light up a table for reading). Furthermore, this could all be averted if the Hardy Aspie ordered a Light Bulb online and got it delivered to the house. Besides, Aspies prefer dark places anyway.


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12 Jan 2007, 2:30 pm

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, because there is a least one expert on electricity.

Sorry...bad joke of my own on it.



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12 Jan 2007, 8:05 pm

lol at all of these. :lol:


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12 Jan 2007, 10:22 pm

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb :idea: ?
A: Stop trying to make us change!

Q: How many people with Asperger's does it take to change a lightbulb :idea: ?
A: One; if it involved working with other people, sitting in the dark would be preferable.