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24 Mar 2013, 3:14 pm

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He must have had alien intervention, because to all intents and purposes he looks like a caveman. But he is not autistic. Therefore even though I don't look like the stereotypical caveman image, as I am an Aspie, I am definitely descended from caveman, as are all other Aspies. :)


Bah, some of us trace our linage from Ophelia VII!


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24 Mar 2013, 3:29 pm

Neanderthals did not go extinct they merely became neurotypical....

I know some like to think autism is related to neanderthal genes but I like to think about it as being the other way around at times, especially when you think about the stereotypical representation of neanderthals in popular culture!



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24 Mar 2013, 6:56 pm

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Actually, autism is caused by ancient aliens who came to earth thousands of years ago and implanted their autistic genes into humans in hopes of taking over the planet. So far it hasn't worked.


Ummm....no. It was'nt a plan, it was kinda like Spring Break for some nobles....getting the genes into the local gene pool was a bit of an unfortunate accident.....

Do you have any idea how expensive inter-stellar child support is?

No, but how do I collect it?



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24 Mar 2013, 7:03 pm

Marybird wrote:
AgentPalpatine wrote:
Marybird wrote:
Actually, autism is caused by ancient aliens who came to earth thousands of years ago and implanted their autistic genes into humans in hopes of taking over the planet. So far it hasn't worked.


Ummm....no. It was'nt a plan, it was kinda like Spring Break for some nobles....getting the genes into the local gene pool was a bit of an unfortunate accident.....

Do you have any idea how expensive inter-stellar child support is?

No, but how do I collect it?


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC_KHkihKY[/youtube]


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24 Mar 2013, 7:13 pm

we autists are descended from the nephilim.

The sons of god finding 'the daughers of men pleaseing" and breeding with them to bring forth the hybrid beings known variously as 'the Titans' or 'the nephilim'. All that stuff.



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24 Mar 2013, 8:16 pm

AgentPalpatine wrote:
Marybird wrote:
AgentPalpatine wrote:
Marybird wrote:
Actually, autism is caused by ancient aliens who came to earth thousands of years ago and implanted their autistic genes into humans in hopes of taking over the planet. So far it hasn't worked.


Ummm....no. It was'nt a plan, it was kinda like Spring Break for some nobles....getting the genes into the local gene pool was a bit of an unfortunate accident.....

Do you have any idea how expensive inter-stellar child support is?

No, but how do I collect it?


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhC_KHkihKY[/youtube]

Lol. Thanks. that's useful information. We can file a class action lawsuit.



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24 Mar 2013, 8:26 pm

Well, I looked into it as far as the internet goes. I had it switched. The theory is that with their huge nasal cavities plus their wider larynxes it created very high pitched and nasally voices.

That actually makes more sense since high pitched noises don't carry as far as low pitched noises. Any way, I think the theory I was taught was an old one so I'm just gonna peace out.



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24 Mar 2013, 8:51 pm

...just to let you know, the whole thread is light-hearted humour, not intended to be taken seriously.


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