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TheMachine1
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14 Feb 2007, 7:09 pm

janicka wrote:
And #3. What is the best way to approach them. What do I say? I can barely say hi to people I know.

Also, is there a good approach to inquiring about the stuff at a head shop?


The people at a headshop would never trust you.

How to approach.

You: "Whats up......! !!"

Dealer: (looks in a 360 shocked by your loud voice)

You: "Yo bro, hook me up with a dime bag"

Dealer: "dude get out of here I do not mess with that"

You: (flash a $20)

Dealer: "Are you a cop p**kerwood?"

You: "No just want alittle green for my green"

Dealer: "You do not look like you smoke"

You: "I do just been out awhile"

Dealer: Come over here.(points to a building in the distance)

You: (fearfull) "no I'm in a hurry"

Dealer: "No is not an option bit**h!" (puts hand on gun stashed into his waist band)

you: "okay"

Dealer: (your now in the building) "hand me that $20"

You: (hand $20)

Dealer: (pulls out a 4 blunts) "fire this up"

You: (fires up the blunt)

Dealer: "how about we make sweet love now...."

You: (thinks to herself "Darn we need legal weed in this country")



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14 Feb 2007, 10:31 pm

TheMachine1 wrote:

The people at a headshop would never trust you.

How to approach.

You: "Whats up......! !!"

Dealer: (looks in a 360 shocked by your loud voice)

You: "Yo bro, hook me up with a dime bag"

Dealer: "dude get out of here I do not mess with that"

You: (flash a $20)

Dealer: "Are you a cop p**kerwood?"

You: "No just want alittle green for my green"

Dealer: "You do not look like you smoke"

You: "I do just been out awhile"

Dealer: Come over here.(points to a building in the distance)

You: (fearfull) "no I'm in a hurry"

Dealer: "No is not an option bit**h!" (puts hand on gun stashed into his waist band)

you: "okay"

Dealer: (your now in the building) "hand me that $20"

You: (hand $20)

Dealer: (pulls out a 4 blunts) "fire this up"

You: (fires up the blunt)

Dealer: "how about we make sweet love now...."

You: (thinks to herself "Darn we need legal weed in this country")


...and they say aspies have no imagination.