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17 Jun 2014, 1:24 pm

Sandwiches are popular because they are filling and easy to eat anywhere, probably the world's first 'fast food'.



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17 Jun 2014, 1:34 pm

Sweetleaf wrote:
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The secret to power, wealth, romance and happiness is in understanding sandwich types:

Some people are taking nourishment in a reserved way from their ham and swiss on white. These people are religious fundamentalists staunchly opposed to diversity in any area of life. If you need to work one of these types, threaten them with change or promise them a return to the golden age of yesteryear and one people, one nation, one leader.

Others will be chowing down on multigrain flatbreads with goat cheese, roasted tomato slices and pesto. These people are radical extremists steeped in Marxist-Leninist ideology and green-planet, eco-terrorist propaganda. You will have to employ circular reasoning and a lot of eco-hippie terms to work one of these people, or convince them that a failure to act will harm an animal.

Then you have the soft taco/carnitas/salsa folk. They either hail from the latinosphere or attend liberal arts colleges. Unless you see them in an ersatz hyphen-mex fast food joint. They could be either of the first two types showing their wild side.

Club sandwich people are much less common. They are likely to be involved in the financial sector in some way and can provide good stock tips, but don't ever trust them. They are poised to take a mile if you give them a micron. Don't even think about working these people, they are already deep into applying subconscious levers to you. You might as well accept the truth: you are the puppet and they hold the strings, so dance!


And what if you just heat up some of that like roast beef, smoked ham and and such lunch meat or some left over chicken, pork, steak throw some cheese in the pan with it, season it if you want, throw it on toasted bread(whatever you happen to have)? Oh and of course adding some lettuce or spinach or something can be good to.

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17 Jun 2014, 1:45 pm

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Sandwiches are yummy and a rare treat and very very yummy
Why rare?


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17 Jun 2014, 1:49 pm

Sweetleaf wrote:
Adamantium wrote:
The secret to power, wealth, romance and happiness is in understanding sandwich types:

Some people are taking nourishment in a reserved way from their ham and swiss on white. These people are religious fundamentalists staunchly opposed to diversity in any area of life. If you need to work one of these types, threaten them with change or promise them a return to the golden age of yesteryear and one people, one nation, one leader.

Others will be chowing down on multigrain flatbreads with goat cheese, roasted tomato slices and pesto. These people are radical extremists steeped in Marxist-Leninist ideology and green-planet, eco-terrorist propaganda. You will have to employ circular reasoning and a lot of eco-hippie terms to work one of these people, or convince them that a failure to act will harm an animal.

Then you have the soft taco/carnitas/salsa folk. They either hail from the latinosphere or attend liberal arts colleges. Unless you see them in an ersatz hyphen-mex fast food joint. They could be either of the first two types showing their wild side.

Club sandwich people are much less common. They are likely to be involved in the financial sector in some way and can provide good stock tips, but don't ever trust them. They are poised to take a mile if you give them a micron. Don't even think about working these people, they are already deep into applying subconscious levers to you. You might as well accept the truth: you are the puppet and they hold the strings, so dance!


And what if you just heat up some of that like roast beef, smoked ham and and such lunch meat or some left over chicken, pork, steak throw some cheese in the pan with it, season it if you want, throw it on toasted bread(whatever you happen to have)? Oh and of course adding some lettuce or spinach or something can be good to.
That's the sandwich for Schizophrenics or those who can't make a decision. :p


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17 Jun 2014, 2:32 pm

Sandwichs! Yum-yum-yum :D


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17 Jun 2014, 2:32 pm

Sweetleaf wrote:
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Sandwiches are so universal that it's ridiculous to suppose that one type of person likes sandwiches, and others avoid them.

Or...he's talking about the absurdity of generalizing in general, making use of the sandwich as an illustration--that would make sense, too.


Probably the latter....but even so who the hell doesn't like a good sandwich?


Me. On a cold day and I'm really hungry, if I eat a sandwich it make me feel like I'm going to throw up. Say I'm out shopping in winter and I start to get hungry, I don't buy a sandwich because even the smell makes me gag. I have to get some soup or a sausage roll or something else, but a sandwich, yuck!



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17 Jun 2014, 2:55 pm

hurtloam wrote:
Sweetleaf wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
Sandwiches are so universal that it's ridiculous to suppose that one type of person likes sandwiches, and others avoid them.

Or...he's talking about the absurdity of generalizing in general, making use of the sandwich as an illustration--that would make sense, too.


Probably the latter....but even so who the hell doesn't like a good sandwich?


Me. On a cold day and I'm really hungry, if I eat a sandwich it make me feel like I'm going to throw up. Say I'm out shopping in winter and I start to get hungry, I don't buy a sandwich because even the smell makes me gag. I have to get some soup or a sausage roll or something else, but a sandwich, yuck!


what on earth kind of sandwich are you thinking of?


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17 Jun 2014, 3:08 pm

I don't like sandwiches, too many different flavors and textures mixed up together, yuck. Same with hamburgers or hot dogs.



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17 Jun 2014, 3:10 pm

Yes I have noticed this strange phenomenon.

Not only do they enjoy eating sandwiches but they also like to try to force me to eat sandwiches too.

Only today did this happen.

I was just sat there minding my own business when along came the NT and ambushed me with their sandwich.

I was too slow to react, and so there I was with a face full of bread and humus and pomegranate and rocket leaves.

In fact, when I think about it, it was quite nice. :wink:


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17 Jun 2014, 3:23 pm

There's nothing better than a free meal, right? Well, I could do with out the force feeding part, myself, since I had quite enough of that from my grandmother when I was a kid. If I didn't finish everything on my plate, she would start shoveling it down against my will. What I should have done was urp it all over her just once -- that would have shown her.

No food could ever go wasted in her house, that's for sure.



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17 Jun 2014, 3:25 pm

People are always trying to feed me.

I must look hungry. :lol:


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17 Jun 2014, 3:39 pm

I think you're onto a great scam, here. Maybe I should try to cultivate a starving look so I can get more free food. It would cut down on the monthly grocery bills quite a lot, I'll bet.



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17 Jun 2014, 3:46 pm

^^ :lol: ^^

I might have to start making a food diary.

It's not only sandwiches. I get cakes, doughnuts, crisps, fruit, biscuits, tins of pop. The list goes on.

I think they either want to make me happy or fat.


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17 Jun 2014, 3:55 pm

Wow, you're getting a virtual smorgasbord of food. Nice work!

Perhaps they genuinely worry about you being too thin -- or they're jealous of your thinness.



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17 Jun 2014, 4:01 pm

Well, yes I would recommend it.

You'll never have to take a picnic to work again.

I think all my colleagues are like mother hens.

I must look lost or something.


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17 Jun 2014, 4:05 pm

That makes sense. Anything done out of a sense of caring can't be bad. But watch out for those high-calorie items. :wink: