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Rick James, b***h.

And one that's a favourite of my NT friend:

Your mother loves it!

I remember watching a movie in which a woman prefaced everything with "Siamese." ("I'll be there in a Siamese minute" etc.)

Sadly, he's dead.

I used to, when I was young. But all people
get these patterns. It's just a question of
how acceptable they are.

Oh holy Ned!

Mostly all this as well as mechanical and musical soundtracks stays in my melon (mostly) but funwurds creep out:

grape becomes gleep

grapefruit becomes gleepfluit

an apple is a napple

salad is snalad (after snausages)

pizza can become pootsah

etc.

I love being nuts!

. . .which can be nerts

I repeat French and German words over and over in my head for some reason. I also used to say "say" at the beginning and end of every sentence. Also, I say "oink" out loud a lot but not in my head.

I tend to use made-up words. Such as:

"Mokashan." This one can either mean "What the hell?" or "Oh, come on." depending on intonation. Sometimes it can be extended into "Ganatashamokashanna.", with the same approximate meaning, only more emphatic.

"Grak-stluck." Usually signifies frustration.

"Nynth." A short, sharp expression of annoyance.

Lately, I've found myself muttering "Hyuuga Hinata...". And I've never even watched Naruto.

Me, too. My cat's whisker pads are "chumleys." (I'm proud to say that this is now the commonly used term among my kids and their friends.) My son's baby walker was a "cucklemobile." I say "chick-oh-bee" in a singsong voice to my son ( ), and old lady necks, especially on heavy old ladies, are "gillies." Stuff like that. I could go on and on...I love words!

I come up with nicknames for people, mainly my 2 kiddos (who doesn't do that though, right?)

"sugar booger" is the one I use the most, and "jellyfish" is my second most used. I say "cool beans" a lot, and used to walk around telling people "vote for fred" if they said hi to me. Little did they know, fred was a little drawing of a monkey with a sash that said "mayor" on it that I made up in school.

I'm also in this phase where I go around adding "-izzle" to everything. I really try to not do it around older people, like my Dad, because they have no clue what the whole dying-out "-izzle" fad even means.

And if I want to cuss up a storm, I just go to my favorite cuss word - "Schumtz!" Which according to Google Define, means: dirt.

It just feels good saying Schmutz!