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renaeden
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08 May 2007, 6:17 am

Autistics can't get their licence and drive.
They're only allowed to drive slow on the driveway.



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08 May 2007, 8:58 am

People with AS don't have empathy

People with AS can't be athletic

AS means you can never get married, get a good job or be a good parent.

If Roger Bannister had been told he had AS and he could never be a doctor, break a four-minute mile, find a long-term relationship, get married and be a parent and grandparent, I'm sure he wouldn't have believed it.

I don't either!



08 May 2007, 11:09 am

How can you have Aspergers and not do the calandar thing in your head?

Aspies never lie

Aspies don't do sex

Aspies can't live in a dorm



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09 May 2007, 2:22 am

likedcalico wrote:
You don't have Aspergers if you:

have good eye contact
can read body language and understand facial expressions
have group of friends
able to have conversations with people
don't have an acute sense of smell, taste, hearing, and sight.


I'm confused, are you saying Aspies really CAN have those things?
I can have conversations. They're kind of awkward sometimes, but...

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Aspies don't read fiction


This is one that confuses me. I always see that, but for me, I prefer fiction to non-fiction. I really enjoy non-fiction in an area that interests me, but nothing beats a great story for me. I wonder how common it is for Aspies to not like fiction...

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Aspies have a low IQ


Ha ha. This is especially funny since by the DSM definition Aspies have to have at least average IQ :lol:



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09 May 2007, 2:26 am

There's no such thing as AS (:D as AS, that is cool), it is just an excuse for rudeness and bad behaviour.


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09 May 2007, 2:46 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
There's no such thing as AS


Awesome! Then it turns out I'm NT. Shut down the forum, boys. It's time for us to get to that party!



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09 May 2007, 3:00 am

Who_Am_I wrote:
There's no such thing as AS (:D as AS, that is cool), it is just an excuse for rudeness and bad behaviour.



"We're all a bunch of schizoid hypochodriac trendies!"


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09 May 2007, 3:11 am

Wolfpup wrote:
Who_Am_I wrote:
There's no such thing as AS


Awesome! Then it turns out I'm NT. Shut down the forum, boys. It's time for us to get to that party!


:lol: Hurrah!


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09 May 2007, 3:48 am

Aspies are screwed up ret*ds who are only covering up for their own stupidity.


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09 May 2007, 4:13 am

Tequila wrote:
Some of these above do apply some of the time but to apply them in a blanket fashion would be wrong.


I agree. Consider some of my problems that I'm honestly open to discuss, and I discuss them to show people the other side, but they would never apply to the majority, here. :)



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09 May 2007, 4:14 am

"what medication are you on?"

GRRR, I hate being asked that!! !! :x



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09 May 2007, 4:17 am

Well, I do hate the Wiggers in my area, as much as they hate people who are different. :twisted:



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09 May 2007, 4:18 am

My IQ is around 113. I'm slightly above average in Intelligence. I'm no Moron.

Certian people and their ideas. :roll:



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09 May 2007, 8:55 am

Children with AS are either wild, out of control monsters or "Chrystal Children," having special powers. We're human beings, as likely to be great or a jerk, just like anyone else. We're individuals.



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09 May 2007, 9:19 am

All Aspies are the same, and speak in the same monotone voice. If you are different, you're just a poseur. :)



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09 May 2007, 9:35 am

Aspies can't laugh.
Aspies are cruel to animals and/or other humans since they don't have any empathy.
Aspies can't live without medication.
Aspies always tell the truth.