Was Jesus Asperger??..mmm think about it..

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04 Jun 2007, 7:42 pm

Sopho wrote:
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LOL :lol:
I didn't know Flo was very christian



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04 Jun 2007, 7:42 pm

Flo is atheist. 8)



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04 Jun 2007, 7:47 pm

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Maybe he's really an alien.

If so then he really was in the Wrong Planet.



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04 Jun 2007, 7:53 pm

He was given to serious tantrums as a child: once he pushed a playmate off a rooftop, and the latter broke his neck upon hitting the ground; another time a customer of his father's was griping about shoddy workmanship, and the young Jesus struck him blind (these, among other stories from his youth).


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04 Jun 2007, 8:30 pm

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Yeah, Jesus was an NT.

And Moses was an OT ;)



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04 Jun 2007, 9:10 pm

jesus was a wombat.

true story.


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04 Jun 2007, 9:13 pm

willow wrote:
jesus was a wombat.

true story.

I thought he was a dodo?



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04 Jun 2007, 9:18 pm

Gentlemen PLEASE!

No more false accusations of Jesus. Christians have feelings too. The simple truth is, Jesus was a Gay, Black, Hippie, Jew



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04 Jun 2007, 9:20 pm

PBNJ wrote:
Christians have feelings too.

O RLY?

Ok, Ok, I'll stop.
I'm sure Jesus was a cool gay... I mean, guy.
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04 Jun 2007, 9:22 pm

Sopho wrote:
willow wrote:
jesus was a wombat.

true story.

I thought he was a dodo?



perhaps a new breed? a wodo?


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04 Jun 2007, 9:25 pm

willow wrote:
Sopho wrote:
willow wrote:
jesus was a wombat.

true story.

I thought he was a dodo?



perhaps a new breed? a wodo?

A holy wodo!



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04 Jun 2007, 9:51 pm

I doubt it. He was a perfect being, and I'm pretty sure AS impairs people more than making the "perfect."



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04 Jun 2007, 9:53 pm

Miranda wrote:
I'm pretty sure AS impairs people more than making the "perfect."

Speak for yourself. 8)



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04 Jun 2007, 10:07 pm

Why do you hate Jesus?



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04 Jun 2007, 10:08 pm

Why all of you can't accept that Jesus was probably in the spectrum?



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04 Jun 2007, 11:07 pm

No, you're all wrong.

Can't you see? Jesus was a rich, heterosexual Republican! :lol:


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