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25 Jul 2007, 5:12 pm

Dude, seriously. . . it's great. Chill.

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25 Jul 2007, 5:21 pm

The lite one is the best:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Asperger_Syndrome/lite

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25 Jul 2007, 5:34 pm

Made me giggle.

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25 Jul 2007, 5:54 pm

Haha, that was aweome; made my day; thanks for sharing!

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25 Jul 2007, 6:01 pm

Tempy wrote:

I found it rather funny, since me and my gf have been calling aspgerger's asburgers among ourselves for about a week or two now. And I had not seen this article before till just now. She will feel cheated *hehe* because the phrace assburger is already out there.

I prefer calling it "arse purges" - you could use that instead. You know, if you want some variety.

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25 Jul 2007, 6:55 pm

hehe, another vote for enjoyment... I thought it was great.

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25 Jul 2007, 7:55 pm

I wouldn't worry about it

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25 Jul 2007, 8:56 pm

serenity wrote:

I found both articles to be humorous! I think I might even use the NT article in my blog! Thanks for posting it, SilverProteus.

No problem

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26 Jul 2007, 1:38 am

"Completely opposite the language issues common to [Classical] Autism, those afflicted with Asperger['s] Syndrome are linguistically verbose, to the point of vexation."

Which is entirely correct. :)

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27 Jul 2007, 10:24 am

My husband calls me "ass-burger" as a joke too. Sometimes he'll place a burger next to his butt when he's barbecueing, and get my attention :lol: :lol: :lol:

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27 Jul 2007, 10:18 pm

greatly enjoyed.

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28 Jul 2007, 1:59 am

Hilarious! XD

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28 Jul 2007, 12:08 pm

i thought it was funny, especially the having fun with aspergers picture. that dude needs to loose some weight

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31 Jul 2007, 2:52 am

headphase wrote:

The lite one is the best:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Asperger_Syndrome/lite

lol - I liked the entry on autism better

uncyclopedia wrote:

Common characteristics of the disease include the ability to form independent opinions, not being excessively concerned about the quality of paint used in ceilings and walls, being really freakin' smart, being crazy, and a strong craving for justice.

Some scientists say that autism is caused by a mercury poisoning, but these scientists are Nazi liars paid by Hitler to misinform the public so he can begin a new reign over the people of Germany and the world if he can conquer it all.

There are a number of theories about autism. Most of the theories are total BS.

Autism in history

Throughout history, many of the great people have had certain degrees of Autism. These geniuses include Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein, Steven Spielberg, and many others.

CAN

It is a common misconception that Cure Autism Now is actually HELPING the autistic community. BIG mistake. You see, their president is none other than Satan! Satan founded Cure Autism Now in sometime in the 1990's and still is the president. Famous staff members include Fred Phelps, Adolf Hitler, George Wallace, Heinrich Himmler (Hitler's right-hand man), and some robot dudes.
[edit] Prevalence

The chances of being born with Autism are 1 in 116.

Studies confirm 100% of regular Uncyclopedia contributors have Autism or Asperger's. Interesting, eh?

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31 Jul 2007, 1:03 pm

its kind of funny, and "semi-voluntary" does seem kind of true, because you CAN choose.

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31 Jul 2007, 1:15 pm

Well, most of it is statistically stupid, meant for humor, and incorrect.

George Bush does not have Asperger's Syndrome. Although I disagree with the majority of his standpoints and do not support him as a president, I believe that he is charismatic [although not really very fluid] and lacks the stilted speech and detail that affects most people with AS.

It wasn't very funny, seeing as they'd mainly drawn insulting things to say out of thin air, rather than parodying the disability, which wouldn't have been funny either. I'm not annoyed. They can think what they want, and they can be idiots. If it makes them feel better to make fun of people who jump over tremendous hurdles on a daily basis in order to cope with daily life, let them. By not retaliating, we're the better person.

Besides, I'm all for free speech online.

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