I ate dog food.

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I hope you don't chew on double glazing while reading.

When I was a kid I sometimes nibbled on dog biscuits because I don't know, maybe because my brother and his friends were doing it to be funny or look badass or something?

But there's no way I would ever touch wet dog food. You could even get food poisoning from it because the ingredients aren't meant for human consumption. I know they're not putting steak in it, that's for sure.

There are human connoisseurs of canned cat food. Dont know where to find them. While I was counting inventory for Giant food grocery store in the pet aisle there was another guy counting the other side of the aisle. Became vaguely aware that he (a young yuppie Black guy), and a customer (an old Black guy) were in a long involved conversation while both stood in front of the canned cat food section behind me, but I couldnt hear what they were saying.

When then old guy left then young guy came over to me, with this expression on his face, and told me that "that guy EATS cat food! He was just giving me a rundown on which brands taste the best....".

A young lady on NPR did a tongue in cheek 'restaurant review' type story after sampling cat food some years ago.

Maybe you can find something if you google 'cat food for human consumtion'.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I'm a dog, as doing so might jeopardize my account. Unless of course dogs are allowed membership, then my answer would be they were cheap, nasty biscuits and I had to lick my testicles to get rid of the taste. It's also an old selfie, when I was a pup, I'm dogfishing for young poodles.

I have eaten dog biscuits as dares or bets.  Most are unappetizing, and some are much, much worse.

I've just sampled a can of Fancy Feast. It tastes a little bland, but when you add salt or a salt substitute, it tastes wonderful.