wsmac wrote:
Usually, along with cats & dogs licking themselves, horses chewing/smacking.
I once had a big German Shepherd dog who liked to lick his penis and balls and he would make these big loud slurping sounds which drove me nuts (not a long drive, by the way!) I couldn't in all fairness scold him for this, as it was just his dog thing, so I used to have to put a pair of old scivvies on him, with a hole cut out for his tail, when it was impractical to put him outdoors.
The only thing worse than hearing people masticate is SEEING them masticate with their mouths open!! ! Children tend to do this. Yeegh!! !
This reminded me of the movie "The Road to Wellville", where somebody was asking someone "Do you masticate?"