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09 Sep 2005, 7:39 am

vetivert wrote:

i know a better chicken one, but i can't post it here cos it's not in the mature forum

Anything to do with an answered question? ((If it's the one I wanted topost, I love telling that joke IRL, because sometimes people don't instantly get it- then this look of disgust or amusement comes over their face!))

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09 Sep 2005, 7:45 am

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Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?

The outside

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What do you call a three-hundred pound gorilla-ballerina?

Whatever she wants you to call her!

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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No Idea

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still, no idea

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs and testicals?
A: Still, no f****n idea

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09 Sep 2005, 1:24 pm

hale_bopp wrote:

Quote:

Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?

The outside

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What do you call a three-hundred pound gorilla-ballerina?

Whatever she wants you to call her!

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I never heard that last no idear joke!

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09 Sep 2005, 10:04 pm

Ok Vivi, you know the deal: PM me the joke! Oh, and no doubt GalileoAce will also want to know! :wink:

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09 Sep 2005, 10:21 pm

PhoenixKitten wrote:

Ok Vivi, you know the deal: PM me the joke! Oh, and no doubt GalileoAce will also want to know! :wink:

Put me on the dirty joke mailing list too, though I think I know what it is. And if I'm wrong, I can PM back my dirty chicken joke.

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10 Sep 2005, 12:11 am

Tell me too!

Here's one:

A Scotsman, Irishman, and an Englishman walked into a bar...

And the bartender said,
"What is this? Some kind of a joke?"

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10 Sep 2005, 3:37 am

how many midevil knights does it take to screw in a light bulb

(old english accent) Prithee,what the fuc*'s a light bulb

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10 Sep 2005, 5:09 am

How many drunks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3! One to hold the bulb in the fitting, and two more to make the room spin!

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10 Sep 2005, 5:12 am

how many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?

"into what?"

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10 Sep 2005, 5:16 am

LOVE IT!

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10 Sep 2005, 8:56 am

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how many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?

"into what?"

Okay, that's not bad. That's funny.

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10 Sep 2005, 8:59 am

A priest, a rabbi, and a sheikh walk into a bar. They wake up in the hospital ten days later. What happened?

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10 Sep 2005, 9:01 am

They went into a coma.

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10 Sep 2005, 9:26 am

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many do you think it takes?

((This one only really works in person, but I'll tell you so you can retell):

How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven.
((Wait till the person asks, "Why seven?"))
IT JUST DOES, OK???

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb? ((I hope that wasn't too cruel))

How many narccissists does it take to change a lighbulb?
One. He holds the bulb while the world revloves around him.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nobody has to screw it in; the light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

((I know I know more but this is all that comes to mind ATM))

My FAVORITE light bulb joke is a bit risque but if you want me to PM it to you let me know because it is THE BEST LIGHTBULB JOKE EVER.

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10 Sep 2005, 11:55 am

Sign me up for all the dirty joke lists please!

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10 Sep 2005, 12:09 pm

Me too!

PS: They walked into a bar. Get it?

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