The Biggest Assburger

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02 Dec 2005, 7:43 pm

Hmmm... I suppose I am a medium Assburger then: 5'6" and I don't know how much I weigh. I'll find out tomorrow.

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02 Dec 2005, 7:49 pm

I'm 163cm, and 95kg. I can be the Metric Assburger

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02 Dec 2005, 7:54 pm

I'm a giant Assburger. Sometimes I do my best to figure out NT norms and stuff, only so I can take pleasure in deliberately ignoring them. I occasionally hear complaints about my keeping the phone turned off most of the time, which I ignore. I've even been known to fart in elevators!

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02 Dec 2005, 7:58 pm

I farted in a DVD Store yesterday...just as some guy came into the section I was leaving... I had a quiet evil chuckle to myself...

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02 Dec 2005, 7:59 pm

Can't we have TWO awards? One for the biggest Assburger and one for the biggest Asspie???

I nominate myself for the Asspie Award.

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02 Dec 2005, 8:00 pm

Civet wrote:

Can I nominate myself as the smallest?

(4'10, 112 lbs)

good lord...eat something...quickly before you disapear althgether!! !

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02 Dec 2005, 11:50 pm

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03 Dec 2005, 3:29 am

:lol: Best sign ever!

I am 5'3" and I weigh 105 lbs. Even though smallest assburger goes to Civet, I think I should get second place.

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03 Dec 2005, 4:16 am

Sean wrote:

vetivert wrote:

might i suggest that people can only nominate themselves, or those in the public eye/media/not on this board, please? then no-one can be offended by a nomination.

...Or pick a new title for the award where you can more easily tell if it is supposed to be a good thing or not. :roll:

Assburger is a common insult against us.

i've heard "Asspie" before.

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03 Dec 2005, 11:19 am

I can be a huge ass in real life when I want to be. Why am I online still, I'm starving. See, I'm even an ass to myself.

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03 Dec 2005, 11:53 am

Bec wrote:

:lol: Best sign ever!

I am 5'3" and I weigh 105 lbs. Even though smallest assburger goes to Civet, I think I should get second place.

I'm 6' 0" and weigh 111 lbs. I shoud get the Stick Award or something. :lol:

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03 Dec 2005, 12:17 pm

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good lord...eat something...quickly before you disapear althgether!! !

I'm within the normal BMI for my height

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Best sign ever!

I am 5'3" and I weigh 105 lbs. Even though smallest assburger goes to Civet, I think I should get second place.

Sounds good to me.

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I'm 6' 0" and weigh 111 lbs. I shoud get the Stick Award or something.

Dear God(s), I hope you're prepubescent or something.

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03 Dec 2005, 4:25 pm

Wow I am an inch taller than you!

Civet wrote:

Can I nominate myself as the smallest?

(4'10, 112 lbs)

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03 Dec 2005, 4:27 pm

Thats not that thin.

(Stands at nearly 5 feet and 110lbs)

stlf wrote:

Civet wrote:

Can I nominate myself as the smallest?

(4'10, 112 lbs)

good lord...eat something...quickly before you disapear althgether!! !

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03 Dec 2005, 9:07 pm

I have McDonkey's syndrome

That is Ass, and 'Burger which you get at McDonald's.

I also learned the hard way you must never assume anything under any circumstances. Why? Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me

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03 Dec 2005, 9:17 pm

Well, I guess that makes me a quarter-pounder with cheese assburger. :roll:

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