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22 Dec 2008, 2:49 pm

What I found funny was that the following topic appeared alongside yours,in a curious case of
synchronicity :)

"The sound of wind blowing"
quote="starvingartist"]anyone else find this noise incredibly annoying? i become seriously irritated on windy days--if i'm outside it's the sound of the wind blowing past my ears that does it (let alone how it messes up my hair and pulls at my clothes :x ) ....if i'm inside then it's the sound of the wind in the eaves, or blowing past a draft in the window....is this just me? makes it very difficult for me to concentrate when i'm trying to work indoors and there is a constant sound of wind at the window (like today :evil: )[/quote]


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22 Dec 2008, 2:51 pm

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I don't know why, but the sound and smells of farts is so funny. The word farts grab my attention and I just love to fart. :lol: I come to conclude that farting might also be my stim.

Please don't call me a troll or anything, I'm serious.

I am completely obsessed with farting. Or am I?


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22 Dec 2008, 3:17 pm

FARTS MAKE THE WORLD GO 'ROUND! :lol:


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22 Dec 2008, 4:03 pm

Chimchar wrote:
I already watch family guy. It's funny, not much fart jokes from what I see.

I hope no one finds my obsession silly. :)

Actually it is silly, but also perfectly normal. :lol: I have heard that some people even leave them in grocery store aisles for others to walk into and appreciate. :lol:



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22 Dec 2008, 4:13 pm

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Ever watch South Park? Terrance and Phillips love to fart.


Heehee, I was just thinking of that. :lol:

"Would you like a monkey claw Phillip?"
"Yes please."
*fart*
"That's called the monkey claw because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys."
"The monkey claw is smelly."


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22 Dec 2008, 4:17 pm

velodog wrote:
Chimchar wrote:
I already watch family guy. It's funny, not much fart jokes from what I see.

I hope no one finds my obsession silly. :)

Actually it is silly, but also perfectly normal. :lol: I have heard that some people even leave them in grocery store aisles for others to walk into and appreciate. :lol:
:lmao:

Farts always make me laugh. Don't think that I'd consider it an obsession, but I figured I was just easily amused.



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22 Dec 2008, 4:49 pm

velodog wrote:
Chimchar wrote:
I already watch family guy. It's funny, not much fart jokes from what I see.

I hope no one finds my obsession silly. :)

Actually it is silly, but also perfectly normal. :lol: I have heard that some people even leave them in grocery store aisles for others to walk into and appreciate. :lol:


Long time no smell topic

Hey, velodog! Where beans ya? Very punny. :roll:

Welcome back to WP (in the immortal words of Tim_Tex)!


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22 Dec 2008, 6:15 pm

Chimchar wrote:
I don't know why, but the sound and smells of farts is so funny. The word farts grab my attention and I just love to fart. :lol: I come to conclude that farting might also be my stim.

Please don't call me a troll or anything, I'm serious.

I am completely obsessed with farting. Or am I?


That is my Achilles Heel! Bodily function-related humor is the backbone of society!


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22 Dec 2008, 8:47 pm

serenity wrote:
velodog wrote:
Chimchar wrote:
I already watch family guy. It's funny, not much fart jokes from what I see.

I hope no one finds my obsession silly. :)

Actually it is silly, but also perfectly normal. :lol: I have heard that some people even leave them in grocery store aisles for others to walk into and appreciate. :lol:
:lmao:

Farts always make me laugh. Don't think that I'd consider it an obsession, but I figured I was just easily amused.


Same here.



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22 Dec 2008, 10:56 pm

Spokane_Girl wrote:
Ever watch South Park? Terrance and Phillips love to fart.


I would post a video clip here but there is profanity. :(


Oh thats right!! ! I haven't seen South Park in a while, and I remember Terrance and Phillip, great show.



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22 Dec 2008, 11:42 pm

What about dog farts? I notice they're usually of the silent but deadly variety. My family’s last dog occasionally ripped audible ones though. Her own farts would scare her and she would get up and run. It was hilarious.

I always wondered if dogs enjoy the smell of their own flatulence as they always spin around and sniff under their tail after they fart. That's how you know it's them and not another person in the room. :lol:



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22 Dec 2008, 11:50 pm

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What about dog farts? I notice they're usually of the silent but deadly variety. My family’s last dog occasionally ripped audible ones though. Her own farts would scare her and she would get up and run. It was hilarious.

I always wondered if dogs enjoy the smell of their own flatulence as they always spin around and sniff under their tail after they fart. That's how you know it's them and not another person in the room. :lol:


Farts are farts, regardless of creature.


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23 Dec 2008, 2:38 am

sartresue wrote:
velodog wrote:
Chimchar wrote:
I already watch family guy. It's funny, not much fart jokes from what I see.

I hope no one finds my obsession silly. :)

Actually it is silly, but also perfectly normal. :lol: I have heard that some people even leave them in grocery store aisles for others to walk into and appreciate. :lol:


Long time no smell topic

Hey, velodog! Where beans ya? Very punny. :roll:

Welcome back to WP (in the immortal words of Tim_Tex)!

Thanks Sue, good to see you as well. I've been at zOMG and I2 lately, but who can pass on a topic like this. :lol:



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23 Dec 2008, 9:26 am

Chimchar wrote:
I don't know why, but the sound and smells of farts is so funny. The word farts grab my attention and I just love to fart. :lol: I come to conclude that farting might also be my stim.

Please don't call me a troll or anything, I'm serious.

I am completely obsessed with farting. Or am I?


Do you watch South Park?



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23 Dec 2008, 6:21 pm

Just another good one... :wink:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=wmHywuWN9dI&feature=channel_page[/youtube]

A farting fun toy tied to a door closer... :wink: :D



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24 Dec 2008, 6:35 am

marshall wrote:
What about dog farts? I notice they're usually of the silent but deadly variety. My family’s last dog occasionally ripped audible ones though. Her own farts would scare her and she would get up and run. It was hilarious.

I always wondered if dogs enjoy the smell of their own flatulence as they always spin around and sniff under their tail after they fart. That's how you know it's them and not another person in the room. :lol:


The dog we live with has made some farts that have been mistaken for being human because of audibleness and potency, but indeed I heard and smelled it come from the dog.


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