"Autistic eyes"

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Even before I have ever met maryjane, I would get the "you look stoned" comment all the time.

People just tell me I have beautiful eyes. They're green, but for some reason, everyone thinks they're teal, which is a very hard eye color to come by.

ouija-ouija ooga-booga mojo witchy-poo eyes.


i'll cast a spell on you.............................................................

My eyes often look "glazed over" and "vacant". I am a daydreamer so I frequently "zone out". I also have a problem with people thinking that I'm staring at them when in reality I'm simply staring off into space. There were at least a couple times when I got dirty looks because girls believed me to be staring at them, and sometimes in inappropriate areas.

I know what you mean. I always wish afterwords that I had had the presence of mind to say, "Shut up you attention wh*** - I was staring at that spot long before you went a put your hoohoo there!" But, I'm waking up from daydreaming - so I'm not all there... And its a terrible shame too - I mean I get yelled at and still didn't get to check out the hoohoo...

/hoohoo rotfl...

My strategy was to stare at the ground to avoid the misconception that I'm staring at them, but that is when I ended up with girls thinking that I was staring at their inappropriate areas. I guess it would have been better if they thought I was simply staring at them, rather then thinking I am a pervert.

When they aren't just plain old glazed over, I have this weird thing where I feel as if one pupil is more dilated than the other. Something to do with the light - so I sometimes have a cockeyed look. I even tilt my head depending on which eye is getting the light. Hence the sunglasses inside. I don't feel it then.

Also - I have a Cylon thing (the Original Battlestar Gallactica - with Richard Hatch - not the new one) where my eyes scan my surroundings - especially when I'm driving or in unfamiliar places. Back and forth, back and forth.

I used to have this vacant, sort of dazed expression on my face most of the time, and it used to really bother my mum who kept telling me I looked ugly when I had that expression, and to "animate" my face. After years of this I eventually trained myself to "animate" my face (yes, this is possible, strangely enough - It's to do with being constantly aware of your facial muscles, and always keeping some sort of expression on your face; happy/sad/whatever, preferably one that matches your surroundings (or people get weirded out)). It eventually became natural and automatic to hold my face in certain positions, and I no longer get the "expressionless face" commentary. I can fake smile in my sleep, these days.

Ok - this is kind of creepy but I don't have as many wrinkles as most 44 yo's because of my blank expression. Animated faces are over-rated!

AS = botox??? Tell your friends!

Do I have weird eyes??

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8 ... =722440108

My eyes tend to make me look demonic in pictures.

Don't know why.

Probably because of the whole 'evil' thing.


Looking at my eyes these days, they look like the eyes of someone who has gotten far too little sleep.

See this image: http://www.logical-operator.com/webgrap ... /Witt.jpeg

Just a hunch.

hmm i never heard that before, everybody i know growing up my whole entire life said when they look in my eyes they see a baby or a young child.

I'm told that my eyes look "intense." By that, I think they mean that I tend to stare when making eye contact. Some take that as an intimidating act, especially those from eastern cultures.

It's hard to tell because of the angle.

Some people say I have like Asian eyes because my eyes are so squinty.