100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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???) Be a waitress and interrupt us mid meal to ask if "everythings ok?" while we're having a conversation.

Sooo rude.

236: Tell him or her to stop playing the "Aspergers get of of jail card". (a parody monopoly card), with a Autie flying out a cage.

237) Tell them Asperger's doesn't exist
238) Tell them Asperger's is a new fancy term for being socially awkward and not fitting in

239) As a "present", mark their pristine, clean calendar with their supposed "schedule" and then hang it on a door in their living-area. (Someone did this to me- I ended up headbutting the door in a meltdown while she attempted to calm me down and explain that she thought I would like it.)

240) If they tell you a private moment of theirs in an attempt to be "nice", and then tells you "please don't ask me any more questions about this matter", keep asking the same type of questions loudly during class, while the person is trying to concentrate. Then keep on doing that even after the person starts telling you that, no, they won't divulge any more details since they are not comfortable with it no matter how much you ask. Follow up with excuse of "I'm curious/just want to be friends." Very effective if you also have a very annoying voice. (I have had this happen to me many times when I've tried to be social.)

241) Show up for a visit unannounced.

242) Organize a social event that the aspie must go to, but keep all the details a secret for as long as possible, preferrably until the actual event, while repeatedly reminding them about all the surprises there will be.

243) When they're having a meltdown and asking to be left alone, do the opposite and insist on staying with them to comfort them, because that must be what they really want even though they keep telling you the opposite.

244) During a meltdown, keep asking them what's wrong and whatever they answer, don't take their answer seriously and keep prompting them for a better answer or the real reason, saying things like "there must be something more than that".

245) Keep telling them they should be more talkative, and then when they talk completely ignore them or cut them off and act like they're not even there. When they give up and shut up, complain again about them being too quiet.

I have problems when someone asks me vague questions about my interests. If they ask specific questions, I am fine, and one thing usually leads to another. General questions cause problems for me, because of the way that my memory works.

246. Yell at them for not giving in to a friend's unrealistic demand.

247) Tell them they can't possibly have Asperger's syndrome, because if they did they wouldn't be able to write such a coherent text.

248) Walk in the street, when there is a perfectly good sidewalk.

249) Ride your bike in the street and not ever go to the side to let cars by

250) Telling them to calm down

251) Bringing something up from the past (even if it was yesterday) without being specific and have them think you made no sense and did a false accusation because you didn't explain yourself about what you mean and that you are talking about the day before, not this day

252) Get mad at them for asking questions telling them "What did I just tell you?" and "How long have you been here?" and then when they stop asking you questions, tell them to ask you questions if they don't understand something, then go back saying those lines to them again when they do start asking you again

253) telling them to slow down when they are eating

My husband did this to me and it would escalate my meltdowns and then all of a sudden I would get violent.

I don't have meltdowns, but I do, on occasion, have major temper outbursts. Once, I was having a really hard time, and I just needed to be alone. This person started to talk to me. I said that I was going to take a break. A normal person would have realize that it was time to leave me alone. This person insisted on following me, and continued to talk about his problems. I lost it. You do not have to be an aspie to be clueless.

253) When they are going for a drive to get away from people, invite yourself along.

254) When they are in their office trying to work, play on your skateboards. Make sure that you talk as loudly as possible. Make as many "clack, clack, clack" sounds as possible. Do this every day at the same time.

At the Home Depot, you can get a 4-pack of CFL bulbs for $5.85, whereas, a single CFL bulb may cost $6.49 at Ace Hardware or Target!

I clear my throat every minute some days! You got something against me because of that?

255. Tell me to be greatful.
256. Ban incandescent light bulbs.
257. Tell me to be frugal.
258. WHen I'm bagging cookies or bread: Hit the cookies or bread with a heavy item, then tell me it's okay when I flip out.
259. HONK the horn at me on the road.
260. Flash your high beams at me.
261. Yell at me to stop clearing my throat.
262. Ruin the economy.
263. Bully me when my motivation isn't up to par.
264. Tell me to BE PATIENT.
265. Tell me "they have different rules."
266. Tell me to be optimistic.
267. Raise your voice to me.
268. Stand behind me when I'm getting things together, and grunt loudly to show me how impatient you are.
269. Eat candy on the clock, when us baggers & cashiers aren't allowed to do that.
270. Stay ahead of me, and walk slowly.
271. Drive slowly in front of me.
272. Micromanage me when I'm bagging your groceries.
273. use the economy as an excuse not to help me.
274. THreaten to send me to a mental ward whenever I get legitimately upset.
275. Tell me to "wait & see."
276. Tell me that being popular is overrated.
277. Say my name over and over again in a condescending tone of voice.
278. Flip out when I beat you in a video game.
279. Talk loudly to each other.
280. Act excited about cheap junk.
281. pass me up for promotions.
282. Hire me for a new job, then terminate the job after 2 days, when I'm just getting acclimated.
283. Tell me I have a bad attitude.
284. Correct my spelling.
285. Tell me to write neat.
286. Nag me to dust my room.
287. Start looking for something in my room, then whine to me & ask me questions about how messy the closet is, then when I grunt impatience, hold your hands out, and say "Will you stop?"
288. tell me how to manage my money, when I already have years experience doing so.
289. When I forget to do something, ask me a question about how I can better remember next time, and hold me hostage until I can figure out an answer, preferably when I'm tired, or have other later commitments.
290. WHen I want to get picked for a show on vacation, and I know exactly how to increase the odds of being chosen, dont use the technique to increase the odds, then come up with a lame excuse why you couldn't.

Tell them that there opinion is wrong ( I hate it)

289. When I forget to do something, ask me a question about how I can better remember next time, and hold me hostage until I can figure out an answer, preferably when I'm tired, or have other later commitments.


- OMG I HATE THIS!! !