You May Be An Aspie If ...
... for some strange reason, you caught yourself staring at a stop sign because you were waiting for it to turn green.
... someone uses the word "Autistic" as a synonym for "Shy and Smart", and you call them out and lecture them on why their misuse of the word is so demeaning.
... you also have an ADD, and yet you took the time to find out what ADDs are really all about.
... you always buy an odd number (3 or more) of the same item so that you can use one and still have an even number of them left.
... you buy a notebook to keep track of the contents of all of your other notebooks.
... you cannot see your alarm clock on the nightstand because of the stack of encyclopedia volumes you have been reading.
... you hunt for your cell phone while you are still talking on it.
... you look forward to the weekend only because it means you will not see anyone for two whole days.
... you wonder about the weird sound everyone else's cars have been making, only to realize that you have been driving with your parking brake on.
... your first instinct upon seeing an animal is to say 'Hello', but your first instinct upon seeing a person is to avoid eye contact and hope they go away.
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