The sound of heeled shoes drives me rather batty, as does the tone/decibel deaf sound booth personnel. Knowing that the music is well too loud, and having no authority to do a thing about it, I do my best to leave the area, but it still rattles me.
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Also the &#&@ phone ringing, followed by the lack of a proper message left after the [DFSR!] tone. If a parrot could parrot it, then an automated system should be able to leave a proper message! Did someone forget their guide to answering machine etiquette? Leave a proper name/company, return number, hours of calling, reason of call, thought priority of call, and what makes the call so ^#)? important. It is also important to leave the message, AFTER the tone. AGHHH!
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Additional, Toddlers and babies crying for no readily apparent reason/attention, microphone feedback does hypersensitive ears no good, and the sound of someone breathing in the midst of lyrical music. Hearing that breath is annoying, and I am sure there are better breathing techniques, or that the studio editing works would be able to erase it.
The sensation when my Department of Semi-Correct English Enthusiast-Grammar Nazi-Yelling Old Man-League of Anti Leet-Chatspeak-Unnecessarily Abbreviating of Anything not tied down and on fire-Common Sense is rattled awake irks me so. I have a few example quotes from a mixture of a few of the departments.
'After having reviewed the lyrics, I am sure that even a sailor would object to the amount of curse words found.'
'Excuse me, after observing your driving patterns, I suspect that, either you learned from Video Games, or you seriously need to review your drivers handbook.'
'Good Sir or Madam, I can understand if you happened to learn English from the internet, but you try reading back that post aloud, without looking or sounding like an imbecile or idiot.'
'Common Sense Department, do I have to beat it into you?'
'Please be sure that your outerwear is in the 'Fully covering' position. Nobody but your significant other needs to see that.'
'To the driver with the electronic device in hand. Our roadways could be safer, if you were to either not travel the roads and walk, or if you were to simply terminate the call till later.'
'Have you not disciplined thine child? If children like these are our future, ye shall find me on the first colony ship to Mars. Don't bring your child.'
'There exists a device called a pacifier. It is designed to pacify a young one of the age of your child. Do us all a favor and get one.'
Most of these are thought, but some I do feel strong urges to say. Replace say with shout.
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