You Might be an Aspie if...

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Set your dictionary to British or Australian.

YMBAI:

You just went on a fact rant in this topic.

You want to "score" more on Aspie Quiz and think that Aspie is cool

You think that google-map is better than asking direction.

You can't understand why streets are not like a square net.

If you see someone falling and you ask "how are you?", you think that "my legs crashed in 3" is a better answer than "bad".

If see yourself as a human ethologist.

If you wonder. "Can I pass touring test?".

ymbai: a television show just started, overlooking a park against a building, and the caption said "Moscow, Russia" and you immediately thought "but thats American Art Deco architecture" and you are not even interested in architecture that much.

You peeps are hilarious!

You might be an aspy if you avoid social interaction like the plague
... and you cant even think up something clever on a message board

You only realize that a girl is crushing on you because a friend told you that she's crushing on you.
You like to use a certain expression because you heard it in a movie and like it.
Your sister dares you to not talk about your interest for 6 hours. In my case it was Star Wars.

If:

Your favorite characters in Star Trek were: Spock, Data and Odo

You watch Star Trek

You can remember the names of all your 'classmates' from grade 7 even though none of them liked you

You think that you 'might' be an Aspie

You can go more than a day/week/month (delete as appropriate) without talking to anyone (except for your wife and children if they are living with you)

You normally answer rhetorical questions (50 extra points if you also provide extra anecdotal detail)

You respond to the question 'how are you' with a detailed description of your life since the last time you met, REGARDLESS of how long since your last meeting

If you make more than one posting in this thread

You always tick the 'Notify me when a reply is posted' box

All your bank notes have to face the same way

Microsoft Outlook regularly asks you if you want to archive the 'older emails' and you never do....just in case!

You walk into a store with the intention of buying a specific item and run for the door if the sales assistant tries to make any kind of contact with you

You walk into a store with the intention of buying a specific item and leave if the sales assistant 'ignores' you

A restaurant with less than 75% of the tables available looks crowded to you

At restaurants you regularly change your order, immediately after confirming it to the waiter

YMBAI:

You suffer from social anxiety on the internet.

Having to go to more than two stores in one day causes a potential meltdown.

I love Data!! He's definitely my favorite character.

If you're shy when you're talking to someone, online.

What is the difference between an invtroverted Aspie and an extroverted Aspie

An extroverted Aspie looks at YOUR shoes when he/she is talking to you


By the way, I like your shoes

You go back checking for typos in your posts and then correct the spelling and then..................edit the original message................more than once..............

You might not be an Aspie if you dont check how many people have read your posts (20 extra points if you check more than three times a day)

... if you've ever gone hungry not for lack of money, but for lack of immediately available food while you're transfixed on something.

... if you hyperfocus so deeply that you forget to BREATHE! (10 points if people ask you why you just gasped and you explain it to them.)

... if you've ever choked on your own saliva because you were so focused.

You get kicked out of school and you have the school system screw up your life yet............you still keep track of the School District Supervisor's home address and phone number

This may be nothing to do with AS but I just had to blurt it out

Last edited by Blindspot149 on 10 Oct 2009, 2:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.