You Might be an Aspie if...

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If you don't care about the clothing so much that you actually have a hole in your trousers so big that you can put your foot through it (very long, very wide trousers - not see-able on first glance). Naturally you wear one trousers all the time - you're too busy with some less trivial matters (like loss of English declension system) to look for another pair in your closet.

If you never ever fit anywhere.

If your own father calls you "weird".

If you as a child kept on looking for time-gates for some better places and times.

YMBAAI...

when you were kid, you realized that if you dug straight through the earth you would probably not end up in china bacause china and america are both in the northern hemisphere.

you take forever to come up with the words for the last YMBAAI joke you posted.

A lot of the points made in the original post are quite true. Although I disagree with some of them.

-You might be an aspie if you hate the common small-talk question "how are you?" cause you know people don't ask it because they actually care how you feel (I'm pissed cause they don't have my brand of soymilk i drove across town to this store specifically to get, you interrupted me when i was trying to remember the name of this song that keeps playing in my head, and STOP LOOKING AT ME DAMMIT!) regardless of what is bothering u at the moment, you're supposed to just "i'm doing fine (how bout you?)" and move on.

-you might be an aspie if you find yourself carrying full-fledged conversations with yourself in public, then getting pissed at passersby for interrupting you/ looking at you strange/ or just being present in the first place



both of these apply to me

You wear clothes that you have had for a decade or more.

YMBAAI:

You're too scared to seek a diagnosis because there's a chance it might be negative.

Every spare bit of paper in your house has your top 10 films written on it.

YMBAAI:

You forgot what you wanted to post.

(Damn crap)

EDIT: I remembered!

You can enjoy this music on some level, even if very deep down, because it's honest and reliable, and doesn't take any unexpected turns: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjFGRN-WMBw[/youtube]

If you find this whole topic true, yet pointless and degrading.

If there was a time in your life when you could've argued over every line in this forum, yet now you just don't care anymore.

If you can find jokes funny that create a surreal world with its own internal logic, like a dog walking into a bar and asking for a whiskey, yet if a joke defies natural laws you can't see the humor. Such as, Paul Bunyan's kettle was so heavy that when the cook picked it up to carry it his feet sank two feet deep in solid rock. You know that if it were that heavy he wouldn't have been able to lift it in the first place, duh!

if someone asks you the 'impossible' question: what if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, and you respond by explaining the laws of elastics.

Hi to all