Vinzer wrote:
We hold up potential customers at gunpoint and demand that they buy a calender. A potential customer is anyone who's in a room by themselves. It's the perfect business model!
1. We could print the calender on rolling paper so users could roll
Cheech & Chong sized joints.
2. We could include a coupon for for FUNYUNS Onion Flavored Rings.
3. We could print serial number cracks of popular software on it.
4. We could make it Scratch & Sniff with smells each aspie hates.
5. We could make it into a text book and bribe a congressman to require
it for all 6th graders.
6. We can print cutout marks and fold marks on it allowing the user to fashion a
make shift tent for camping.
7. We can have a lame contest where you can win $1,000,000
8. We could print phoney SSN cards on it so illegals could get jobs.
9. We could include a map pointing all aspie to goto an island off the
coast of Africa.
10. We could atomize aluminium on the back side allowing the user
to fashion a small solar oven.