100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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338) Go on a popular autism message board and put up post that talks about a possible cure for autism but the cure mentioned in the post involves the shocking of children then expect the autistic people who read your post to act like you did not suggest something horrible.

Evven better...

339. At a camp, when everybody's lined up in front of the dining hall for breakfast at 7 a.m. in their groups, make them compete by singing really loudly, and whichever group's the loudest gets to go inside for food first.

This was the same camp that had the stupid buddy system. It was secure enough.

+1

340. send holiday cards that say (variants of) "it's not what you accomplish that's important; it's who's by your side"

341) Do things differently than they do it and when they tell you of a better way to do it, still do it your way. Same as when they tell you what they do to get things done still, still do what you do and still say you don't have the time to do those other things ignoring that aspie's advice.

342) Write an article about an aspie who committed a crime and connect it with their AS

343) When someone commits a crime, diagnose them as having AS because of their lonely childhoods and issues with relating to their peers.

344) Come on here and trash talk your partner and label them as having AS or say you suspect they may have it, you know one of those posts you would find on ASPartners. Post that here.

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345. Then if they fail, get mad at them and refuse to explain how it should be done.

346. Refuse to explain the reason for doing something.

347. Set up requirements that cannot be met, then get mad when they are not met.

348.
If you are a teacher, tell them that 1kg = 10 newtons (when it is really 9.80665002864).
Tell them that 1MB = 1,000,000 bytes (when it is really 1,048,576).
Tell them that the primary colours are red, yellow and blue.
Tell them that 4x2's are actually 4" by 2".
Tell them that 3 feet is the same a a meter.
At the end of their education, reveal that every fact they have been taught has been rounded or dumbed down, and that their scientific predictions are useless because they are based on incorrect facts WHICH YOU TAUGHT THEM!

My YOUNGER brother does this. It's pathetic, but it gets to me. I'm 18 and in college, and he's in the 8th grade. It's always.."NO friends, NO friends..you have NO FRIENDS..." again and again, and it replays in my head.

349) Tell them they can't do something and refuse to say why

Not as bad as the camps I went to.

I went to this one where I asked them for a red pipe cleaner for a craft that we were going to be doing, and they said "We will see what we can do", then they gave me a pink one, and the person beside me got a red one and they didn't let me have it. Seriously, if I wasn't going to get a red pipe cleaner why didn't you just tell me?

I went to another one where they told me that I was "bound to make a friend by the end of the week" when everyone was already at camp with one of their siblings or friend so they probably wouldn't be interested in making new friends.

I went to another one that had no structure. Enough said.

I went to this other camp where everyone was allowed to do whatever they wanted except me. I had some restrictions. They forced me to watch a movie that I didn't really want to watch.

Say do it because I told you so and that is a good enough reason.....

351. Keep interrupting, changing the subject, and making it about things that happened to you 50 years ago instead of sticking to the topic.
352. When interrupting, keep telling the autistic person you're talking to that she's unable to live independently because for 20% of her adult life she received barely enough financial support from a relative to live on her own, and forgetting about the fact that you know she has ADHD.
353. Suggest that crashing and burning in college was because she didn't try hard enough to push through.
354. Keep the conversation spinning so much that the autistic person who is trying to explain she is autistic is unable to keep up long enough to get back on track.
355. Keep pretending the fact that she couldn't excel in school despite testing as gifted does not have any bearing on life outcome.

356. Give them a set of rules to follow and break every single one

357-Without their consent, volunteer them to have flour, water, egg and sugar poured on them publicly if their team doesn't win a fundraiser thing.

358-When their team loses, tell them "it will be fun!" and "Just live it up and be sanguine, no one likes a sourpuss." And don't leave them alone about it.

My family did it. So I learnt to hide away during meltdowns.