You Might be an Aspie if...

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You might be an aspie if you're terrified when your father tells you he has found the internet log(which you of course know is stored and available at your ISP's website) and are immensely relieved when he jokingly tells you that he has seen your pin-up girl websites. After all, you have spent 60% of your waking time reading about psychotropic drugs.

Wow, that was an intense relief! And explaining that I've only tried weed a couple of times would have been far fetched!

I can imagine it..

"So, can you please tell me... Why is the log full of MDMA, MDBD, amanitas, DMT, 5-meo-DMT, BOB(yes, it's actually called BOB), methylone, LSD, LSA, deadly nightshade, ketamine, shrooms, TMA, DMX, salvia, 2cb, 2ce, ghb, an mdma synthesis manual, peyote, barbituarates, benzodiapines, opiates and much more? Time for rehab!"

"Well.. I don't use a lot of drugs. I just think it's interesting"

Hmm... Not the scenario I was hoping for, and not the scenario that unfolded. I'm happy! ^^

"It's what normal people do."

"Well, I'm glad I'm not normal. I'd hate to have to do that all the time."

THWACK!

you might be an Aspie if wikipedia is your best friend!

You might be an Aspie if family and coworkers now know everything about the Vampire Chronicle books by Anne Rice, yet they have never read them.

You might be an Aspie if your child is the one getting the evaluation yet the Psychiatrist have to ask who lined up the blocks..you or him. And you answer "Ahh me."

YMBAAI...

everyone knows you as the biggest Palin supporter.

everyone has seen your signed copy of Sarah Palin's book.

if... You've ever spent too much time deciding on a multiple choice answer. Or not liking any of the choices, because they don't provide the right option, don't comply with the intent of the test, etc. Ten points if you've sdded your own selection or refused to answer without clarification.

I mean, really... Prefer a trip to a museum or theatre?

I'm assuming Theatre means live-play based on available reading material.
I'm assuming that Museum implies common itemery and plaques with petulant authors.

Both involve other patrons being present. Both involve scripted paths or tales determined by others. Both involved tour guides/ushers. Perhaps a museum schedule would not be as restricted as that for a theatre, but that's convenience rather than preference...

oh.. and you analyze your refusal to respond and overdocument your reasons, and feel a compulsion to share them with others, who you feel just may be interested in the topic.

Edit: When you finally get to page 72 of this thread and realize that someone already posted on this subject, you feel a need to apologize for wasting time, and mention the date of the aforementioned post: May 16th, 2007 in case someone would like to reference it.

You are a loner with few or no friends.
You are seen by people as being odd, eccentric, aloof and emotionless.
You have been in few or no relationships.
You may be unsure of your sexuality.
You have no self identity.
You are at average or above average intelligence.
You have a college degree or a school drop out.
You struggle to maintain jobs.

You have a mind of your own.

Someone mouths something or hand motions to you about something and you have to walk up to them and have them speak to you about it before you understand it.

You are the smartest guy people know but still need help in school.