You Might be an Aspie if...

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So I thought of this one while driving....if you enjoy listening to Lil Wayne's music but wonder if he actually thinks he is all of the attributes he claims he is in his songs(see: full of himself)

.... if when you play the Sims computer game even your Sims stay home playing the piano all day and don't socialize much or know any neighbours.

^If, while playing The Sims 3, your sims still barely leave the house and don't know any neighbours despite the fact that it's now much easier to walk around town. And the only social interaction they get is when you wish to have a baby and you make them keep repeating the same romantic actions over and over again because you know they'll eventually work.

I don't have the sims 3, but...it's so true!

...because you believe that this works in real life.

Ha ha, yes.

You might be an Aspie if after reading a "you might be an Aspie" comment that you don't agree with your immediate response is "that is not Aspie".

...if the biggest problem you had with a science course was that the books were printed on shiny paper.

...your a male Aspie if you have pointed out to a female friend that she has a moustache and then happily carried on talking about all your other observations.

Good ones

It was years before I realised I did 5. Setting a social trap. A hunter uses a trap to catch a fox because he is rubbish at catching it himself. You set up a social situation so you can study it because you cannot join in yourself. Maybe if you are using it as a defense mechanism you set up a predictable one so you can gain a sense of superiority at how predictably others behave.

...the tattoo felt quite nice but you don't have the pain threshold to pick up a pair of polyester trousers.

...if the biggest help a store assistant can be is to not ask "Can I help you?"

...if you have good spelling.

(Probably already covered)

...your partner picks their outfit based on if you will hug them when they wear it (due to the material). Apparently drawing away, looking like a hug was unpleasant is not a good thing.

...your partners clothes using man made materials come out when you have said something that should have been kept to yourself.

..you have the highest ability to correct others mistakes, yet you are the person making highest number of errors.

You fall off the cross trainer because you started to listen to your own heartbeat.