100 Ways to Annoy Somebody With Asperger's Syndrome

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07 Mar 2011, 6:51 am

Open the window and go out the room leaving alone the Aspie, when there is cold outside. This is now.

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07 Mar 2011, 7:19 am

League_Girl wrote:

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113) Tell them that you are going shopping at the supermarket and ask if they would like to come. Then drag aspie to all sorts of places that are not the supermarket, including the shopping mall and a second supermarket and then drive around for half an hour looking for banks, totalling up to 4 hours of shopping and driving instead of proposed simple supermarket trip, aspie practically foaming at the mouth afterwards.

This one makes my blood BOIL. For maximum effect, take them away from something they did want to do.

Oh my god did I answer this? I hate this so much and like half of my relatives have done it to me. Since I'm dependent on other people for transportation it still happens. It happened the other day. :evil:

My mom used to do that to me. She'd say she was going to Safeway or Walmart and end up going to both places. Then after a while I stopped going with her.

My grandmother would ask me "Would you like to get some lunch?" and then she'd drive some 30 miles to get to lunch, except we'd have to stop at the bible store and the clothing store and the gift store and the two other stores and then we'd stop for lunch.

It wasn't consistent so I never knew when to expect it.

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07 Mar 2011, 7:50 am

these may of aready been posted (I skipped ahead a few pages)

462? saying that they dont have AS that they are just coppying a friend (yes that has happened to me)

463 agreeing with them if they feel they might explode tht they should walk out of the room
and when that happens block them from doing so.

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saying don't worry, I'm sure there will be cure somday.
(I sure this has been posted or somthing like it)

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Blaming any and all traits of AS on past events..

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07 Mar 2011, 8:36 am

466. Blame all the person's behaviour blunders on his AS.

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07 Mar 2011, 11:19 am

467) Tell them to think what they say first

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07 Mar 2011, 11:39 am

468) People creating one sided poll choices to make you agree with them.

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07 Mar 2011, 1:26 pm

I'm sure that this has already been covered, but-

Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? Don't you like girls?"

That was my relatives back when I was in my late teens and twenties, when I was alone, and I wasn't close to finding someone, yet. Needless to say, the questions only served to make me feel more depressed and uncomfortable.
And now that I'm married, and have a little girl, those relatives are long dead, so I can't say: "SEE! I LIKE GIRLS!"

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

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07 Mar 2011, 2:20 pm

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I used to get it all the time except it was with "boyfriend" and I got it from internet people and it was annoying and I hated it. No way was I going to say "Oh because I have Asperger's so it's harder for me to get a guy."

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07 Mar 2011, 2:23 pm

Worth repeating (maybe we should make it an axiom)

"Everybody has that problem ..."

Hmm ... Axioms from the NT Zone

1) Everyone has that problem
2) You can't be autistic because you aren't at all like my brother's best friend's cousin's nephew.
3) Jenny McCarthy has a great rack so she must be right about autism

Hence it follows from (1) and (3) that everyone has a great rack.

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07 Mar 2011, 2:32 pm

Quote:

Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy is a blood belching vagina

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07 Mar 2011, 2:37 pm

Vigilans wrote:

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Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy is a blood belching vagina

Yeow.

That's an image that invokes terror.

Thanks for that.

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07 Mar 2011, 2:37 pm

I agree. I liked her as an actress until I heard her... unfortunate... opinion on Autism.

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07 Mar 2011, 4:57 pm

wavefreak58 wrote:

Hence it follows from (1) and (3) that everyone has a great rack.

I'm quite happy to say that I've definitely been short-changed with mine. :lol:

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07 Mar 2011, 7:09 pm

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Why don't you have a girlfriend yet? Don't you like girls?"

If I had a dollar for every idiot who said that to me over the years I'd be very rich aspie right now or at least have enough money to rent the asker's wife for a few hours. :lol:

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07 Mar 2011, 7:26 pm

Yeah, thanks, Vigilans. This proves to me that all autistics do not think in pictures. :lol:

I was going to say this: Be a bubbly, outgoing person and tell them the office causes you a large amount of anxiety too.
But I see that's just a variation on what is now an axiom. :lol:

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07 Mar 2011, 8:02 pm

Whatever number were on (I've given up trying to figure it out, as people skip posts and stuff):

-Say "Oh my gosh!" every time they have a meltdown.

-If they are a social aspie and go to look for their friend during a meltdown for support, tell them to go back where they "belong" so a kid that bullies them can feel safe.

-If they ask to have their hair pulled, refuse to do so. (I like the feel of having my hair pulled)

-Tell them to write a really long, complicated, too hard for any normal human being to memorize, student number on their paper.

-Do peer editing.

-Tell them that a bully didn't do anything during a meltdown.

-Hate them because they are hyposensitive to pain.

-Every time they talk, MAKE them explain a term they are using.

-Drop pots a lot.

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