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18 Jun 2010, 5:12 pm

If you copy other people, especially your role models. :lol:


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22 Jun 2010, 3:41 am

If you know far more about computers than anyone at best buy, but you interview too poorly to get hired there. :(


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22 Jun 2010, 3:47 am

If you have horns.


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22 Jun 2010, 8:47 am

You would rather be thirsty than choose an alternative drink when your usual is out of stock.


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22 Jun 2010, 8:48 am

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You would rather be thirsty than choose an alternative drink when your usual is out of stock.

:lol:


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22 Jun 2010, 9:22 am

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If you have horns.


Vuvuzela horns? 8O bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :jester:



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22 Jun 2010, 9:27 am

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You might be an Aspie if you have the tendency to do the same activity, or listen to the same song, over and over and over again for days on end.


oh, that is definitely me!

John_Browning wrote:
If you know far more about computers than anyone at best buy, but you interview too poorly to get hired there.


that too, i generally fail the personality questionairres, i am too honest about myself, the biggest sumblingblock is: "is this statement true or false: slow moving people irritate me"


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22 Jun 2010, 11:25 am

1) Buy a laptop.
2) Buy a broken laptop of the same model so you have spare parts.
3) Fix the broken one because you can't stand having anything broken around.
4) Repeat from step 2 until you have a closet full of scruffy, but functional laptops.



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23 Jun 2010, 7:53 am

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YMBAAI...you get annoyed because breaking out your laptop or a book in certain company is considered rude, even if the conversation is boring and you are required to be there.


Me too


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23 Jun 2010, 10:01 am

I love this thread. :3



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23 Jun 2010, 3:08 pm

YMBAAI if you keep your tube of arctic silver heat sink paste in the bathroom... instead of the logical place by the computer.

But you've had a computer in the bathroom anyway.


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23 Jun 2010, 3:19 pm

a friend invites you over and the first thing you do is notice their cute fluffy kitty cat, walk over to where it's sitting and start a conversation with it while the friend stands in the center of the room looking confused.



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23 Jun 2010, 8:21 pm

... if you're teacher asks you how to use the windows search tool.


... if you walk into the library and go to your favorite computer find its unplugged and plug it in and play on it and then find out that the librarian could not get it to work even with different plugs on it including the one there.

... if you have torn many computers apart and been electrocuted all before age 5.


i dunno if i have aspies yet aside from self diagnostics but all the above have happened to me.


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23 Jun 2010, 8:40 pm

...you eat the same foods over and over again, making yourself sick.


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24 Jun 2010, 8:31 pm

AnnePande wrote:
Ferdinand wrote:
If you have horns.


Vuvuzela horns? 8O bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :jester:


I just learned that word today! It's my new favorite (among other favorites).

YMBAAI you have favorite words.


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24 Jun 2010, 8:34 pm

antique_toy wrote:
a friend invites you over and the first thing you do is notice their cute fluffy kitty cat, walk over to where it's sitting and start a conversation with it while the friend stands in the center of the room looking confused.

Oh that would be me! I have gone to friends' houses and went straight to their bookshelves, but then again my friends know me so it was OK.


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