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28 Jun 2010, 11:15 am

CosmicRuss wrote:

YMBAAI your favourite checkout operator at the supermarket is the self-serve machine.

To Paraphrase
YMBAAI your favorite and so far only sexual position is the self service position in bed.

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28 Jun 2010, 3:18 pm

...you make out with your significant other, except he/she is imaginary.

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28 Jun 2010, 6:02 pm

You might be an Aspie if you listen to disco music..

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29 Jun 2010, 6:31 am

Radiofixr wrote:

To Paraphrase
YMBAAI your favorite and so far only sexual position is the self service position in bed.

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29 Jun 2010, 7:10 am

YMBAAI

You encounter the neighbours at the last day of your month-long holliday from university and they ask you when you came home and how long you will be staying...

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29 Jun 2010, 2:32 pm

...people like to say random things at you.

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29 Jun 2010, 4:17 pm

YMBAAI- If your categorising every single single thing..

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29 Jun 2010, 5:55 pm

YMBAAI you travel 25 miles to a different bank because the teller was too friendly last time you were in your local branch.

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30 Jun 2010, 11:31 am

YMBAAI-- if you go to a supermarket halfway across town just to get something..

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30 Jun 2010, 12:20 pm

Radiofixr wrote:

CosmicRuss wrote:

YMBAAI your favourite checkout operator at the supermarket is the self-serve machine.

To Paraphrase
YMBAAI your favorite and so far only sexual position is the self service position in bed.

tongue in cheek: if i were allowed in a regular checkout line, i totally would!

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02 Jul 2010, 7:01 pm

...if you make withdrawals at four different banks in your city.

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02 Jul 2010, 7:13 pm

ProfessorX wrote:

YMBAAI-- if you go to a supermarket halfway across town just to get something..

Haha! That's me! I have to have my certain brands.

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02 Jul 2010, 9:29 pm

YMBAAI you the popping noise that keeps happening outside puts you on edge so much that you yell at it to shut up.

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02 Jul 2010, 9:31 pm

Dots wrote:

YMBAAI you the popping noise that keeps happening outside puts you on edge so much that you yell at it to shut up.

Popping noise as in sounds of the house heating up and expanding? That kind of popping noise? If so then me too!

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02 Jul 2010, 10:19 pm

Yes, that does it too... but there was a popping noise that kept happening outside my house that was driving me up the wall.

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05 Jul 2010, 12:11 pm

CosmicRuss wrote:

You would rather be thirsty than choose an alternative drink when your usual is out of stock.

Not me. I always buy a bottle of coke, but if it's all out of stock I would just buy something else - as long as it clenches my thirst.

You may have Aspergers if somebody will pay you one billion pounds to walk past something what might make a sudden loud noise without covering your ears - and you still won't do it.

By the way, I only know 1 definition for the word ''pie'', and it is something what we eat. I do not know the maths term for Pie - I am a dunce at maths! :oops:

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