You Might be an Aspie if...

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You definately have AS if you sulk when your family are trying to watch the telle because you want to make conversation, after being on your own all day and you're starting to forget what your voice sounds like cos you haven't spoken all day.

You might be an Aspie if, your go around singing show tunes in your mind at odd times of the day..

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Im glad it not socially acceptable, i hate the tightness/constriction of sweats, besides, what if "the captain" should wake up? that would be the most awkward thing in my mind.

you might be an aspie if you enjoy turning on & off the lights constantly..

I thought Aspies don't like lights going on and off?

(Not me though - light doesn't bother me)

...You get the bus every day to go to work, and the whole journey you are worrying whether somebody is going to sit their little kid on the seat behind you, and each time a mother steps on the bus you panic and sweat until they find somewhere to sit which is nowhere near you.

...You get asked to come on a holiday to Australia with your family and you say no because you might get a brat behind you kicking your seat and playing up for 13 hours (or however long it takes).

...You wish kids under 5 were brought up in special camps, then got let out on their fifth birthday, and by then they have learnt all their verbal and vocal skills and so won't kick and scream as much. Then you can feel happy having a day out.

...Seeing a toddler fills you with fear unless you specifically know them

...You always get teenage girls glaring at you

...You get anxious when people pass you in the street, yet you think nothing of being in a crowded airport with over a thousand people there constantly

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you might be an aspie, if your curious about mechanical parts regardless of what it may be..

You might be an Aspie if the sound of the plates and cups clanging when your Mum is washing up really hurts your ears, and the noise of it is too sharp for your poor ears and so is unbearable. You literally rub your your most sensitive ear in pain. The noise of the plates and cups are so sharp that it makes your eyes water.

You might be an Aspie if you feel like murdering someone who keeps on coughing loudly

(This one makes me laugh) You might be an Aspie if people clearing their throat really really annoys you. Also, when people make that irritating loud roar when they yawn - there's no need for that for christ sake!

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...you only eat breakfast before 12 PM, and at times will go hungry by choice as even 12 is considered "lunch zone".

you mgiht be an aspie if, you play show tunes in your head..

You may have AS if temper tantrums from toddlers worry you.

You are a 15 year old female who enjoys going to football matches on their own and building dry stone walls

...you collect loose change and not realizing you have more than you think.

...you are obsessed with changing your hair color.