You Might be an Aspie if...

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....it pisses you off when you've found a good topic what you've been looking for on here for days, and you go to write a really good post what you've been waiting to write for ages - then you realise the topic was first made about 5 years ago, and nobody else has been on it for about 5 years.
So you write in your post anyway, then the next day you go there and see somebody has put underneath your post, ''this topic is out of date,'' or something like that - so you write back a post saying, ''yeh but I had to get it off my chest!''

YMBAAI...

You thought the chemical formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, even though you couldn't find most of those elements on the periodic table, because the teacher said it was H to O.

You might be an Aspie if you enjoy analyzing the movie Manos, the Hands of Fate.

...you don't want your youngest cousin to be 13 because he will soon not want to play with soft toys with you any more, which you loved doing with him (and you're 20!) (But I don't play with them on my own though)

...you're going to a religious service and found a version of one of the prayers more to your liking. Rather than waste paper printing it out, you decide to just read it from your (silenced) Blackberry. (For people who know Jewish services, the prayer is the silent Amidah, and it's a liberal congregation that doesn't care halachicly if people use technology on a Yom Tov).

When you receive a gift which comes with a certificate, you open the box, reach straight past the gift, grab the certificate and spend the next half an hour laughing your head off at the typos and the stylistical mistakes.
Seriously, that's what I did two months ago at my wedding anniversary.

YMBAAI...you've gone onto Quizmoz.com and created a quiz about yourself and all your private business, and when you've submitted it you discover the whole world could read it and you know that in a couple of days half the world will know you and your business, and you were stupid enough to even put your whole address on one of the questions.
Then you panic and start doing anything to see how you can delete it, but you've done everything possible and still can't delete it, and there is nothing more you can do.

That's when you realise you're just under average with your IQ, because most normal Aspies are smart enough to know consequences when it comes to computers. (Except me)

I hate websites a lot of the times. Even Wrong Planet, because once I entered a thread, then there was a slight error with it and I could not change it or delete it. I think it's stupid when once you've entered something there's no turning back.

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YMBAAI....you created an account for facebook, just to see what all the fuss is about, and a few days later you noticed your email inbox was full of junk mail from facebook, like advertising you into more things you can do with your friends, and other s**t like that, and you take that as an insult because not everyone has loads of friends just because they're on facebook

YMBAAI...the forriegn old man you have a crush on gives you his email address, and each time you discover you have a new message in your inbox you get really excited and nervous and rush to see what he has put - then almost throw up with disappointment when it's just s**t from Windows Live Hotmail Team. So, out of uncontrolled anger, you write a message back to them yelling, ''f**k off!! !''

http://xkcd.com/761/

http://xkcd.com/85/

You might be an Aspie if you go out with your friend and she tells you "You are so embarrassing," that it was rude to say such a thing in public and please shut up

...if, as a child, you just had to put your signature and strange half-words all around your home, hiding them on top of wallpapers under the ceiling, behind the furniture, etc.

...if everyone is permanently shocked by the fact that you prefer being alone at home most of the time.

...if you rarely contact even the close relatives, if you can help it, and won't contact your few friends until they trap you.

...if you never know what are you supposed to say when around people, nevertheless you interrupt and talk over them all the time.

YMBAAI.....if your doctor has discovered that the amount of wax around your eardrum is very, very thick - and you are surprised and also confused because your hearing seems to still be very sharp and imaculate.