Neologism, word playing, idiosyncratic humour

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nca,

Love the cat neologisms! I'm denominationally Lutheran, but also an avowed "catholic," a devoted ailurophile.

Cats are indeed purring bliss! I would love to have a Russian Blue someday. That is one breed, along with the Abyssinian, that I haven't had yet.

Zolnapiko - no results in Google.

Zorkamalla, zorkamella, zorkamilla, zorkamolla, zorkamulla, zorkamylla.

Dolporite mailon gyreol jiewra bitalle.
Corkonile mier askireg loqera bieda nume.
Lodompo pojasado vulnythe malnute.
Kohidono dewant dasarate tollo.

Inside I think I'm deceased but it's kinda fuzzy;
It's like I'm dead and dead people don't have feelings,
they only have felts;
and all of these memories of her, please take them from me.

amuuurica is on the verge of an uncivil war, or as some on the right call it, a "holy" war even though that is a contradiction in terms, no war can be holy by any definition of reasonable people. perhaps they should call it a "hokey" war instead. or a hole-ey war, as it is the brassholes of this world who prosecute such things, in general. just my brain droppings here.

Itramalita - Google did not found that word.

Etetorism - belief in eternal torment, endless torture. Google did not found that word. One who adheres to etetorism is etetorist. The word may look somewhat like "terrorist". In Polish that belief would be etetoryzm, and believer in it - etetorysta.

Koteq devasto billirigen talmoli
Arzene vertone qollapigo mellotta
A zolkomin verdisco trallovi
Muriftale zikerno dellovisti pallomo.

^^so was i when i was young, but now i'm a laze-o-holic

Nice wordplaying nca14 with your Catholic

In both i am not addicted, not to Catholic, and either not to Ca✟holic

I did found a Catholic cat on the net.

At our church, a Lutheran church, a cat comes by all the time. I call her a C.C.-a Church Cat.

On a completely unrelated note, I learned how famous people's names entered their country's popular culture. In Greece, a shepherd Spiridon Louis, won the marathon in 1896 in Athens at the first modern Olympic Games. He quickly disappeared to his home village, Maroussi. In Greek, there is an expression, "egine Louis," meaning to disappear from sight by running quickly. I think my cats have played this naughty trick on me many times, and it gave me panic attacks. Was I glad I found them safe and sound! My Siamese, Prince, was an expert at this.

I made a cashier smile/giggle today, in response to that reaction I told her 'your face just lit up like you're catching fire' and she lost it laughing.

I'm grateful when people catch those jokes.

(lit up, like literally when something is set ablaze, but also 'catching fire' and 'getting lit up' are both metaphors for being on the receiving end of gunfire)


Also;

f**k instagram; guess how much caffeine I had today (it's a gram)

<I do not want to deprave anyone by that text>

Sexactism (Polish: seksaktyzm, Russian: сексактизм) - opinion, belief that sexual activities (natural intercourse or, in more radical versions, also other sexual practices like sodomy, oral sex or petting) constitute marriage. According to it, if someone has first sex in the life with certain partner, marriage is formed and sex with any other person that this partner would be adulterous deed (even if they have legal marriage). Name is from words: "sexual" and "activity". Some Bible-believed monotheists claim this view.

Kobietnica - wordplay between Polish words "kobieta" ("woman") and "obietnica" ("promise"). It can mean promise made by a woman, but also may be the name of something more "abstract", like woman-bearing tree.

Coitism - less extreme belief than sexactism; according to it vaginal intercourse constitutes marriage, makes persons husband and wife.

Skromnić się - Polish neologism which is perfective verb meaning "to defecate" (at least by a cow). "Skrownić się" means the same.

Relizab, relizabu, zabureli, zabrel - blends of Polish words "religia" (religion) and "zaburzenie" (disorder).

Deigie, gieide - words formed by Polish names of letters "d" ("de") and "g" ("gie") separated by conjunction "i" (and). "De" is an euphemism for rude word for buttocks or anus (which starts on "d" in Polish) and "gie" is an euphemism for impolite word for feces (which starts on "g").

"Kramniti" - my Slavic neologism (infinitive verb) meaning "to defecate", at least by a cow. Also "kravniti", "krawniti".

"Skrównić się" is a synonym of "skromnić się" from earlier post. Another word is "skrómnić się".

About crazy humour: I may think about being pooped on head by a cow. Or to walk without boots in cow excrement. Smelling cow excreta. Collecting cattle urine. Observing cattle defecating and urinating.

Alabocus - some sort of modification (latinization?) of the river name Ołobok.