You know you're autistic when...

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no # 3 happened at the job agency just the other day she wished me a happy Christmas I did not in return , so I emailed her and told her how I was now I'm that I told her I was

you watch to much porn, and feel kinda bad that's some ones daughter!

When you're interested in elevators.

When you're obsessed with maps.

you wonder if the alleged autistics here who claim to have friends are in fact autistic lonermutant is with doubt autistic

when you hear a good song playing, and you hop up, and spend the entire duration of the song, spinning round in circles fantisising about random stuff, that will most likely never happen.

when you turn off the light and the tv when the neighbor knocks on your door so he'll think you're not home, and you won't have to open the door and, shudder, talk to him.

when you turn off the light and the tv when the neighbor knocks on your door so he'll think you're not home, and you won't have to open the door and, shudder, talk to him.

You know you have Aspergers when you do something and you says it's because my Aspergers.

You might be autistic when you know that you will most likely not be abducted by government sanctioned drone cows.

You know you're Aspie when the bus you're obsessed with drove by without the normal colours on it what represent the company it's in, and you have horror thoughts that the bus went into another bus company over Christmas, so you got on the bus today but didn't recognise the driver and so still couldn't be sure, so you spend the rest of the day experimenting in disguise to see if your bus is safe in the company, and you won't rest until your mind is at ease. You spend almost £10 worth of credit trying to get through to the company to ask if your service is still being operated by them but can't get through, which gets you even more worked up. Then you see your next bus coming along, with a driver that you recognise, so a whirlwind of relief comes over you, then you happily get on the bus and go home. Now you're happily sitting at the computer writing about it.

You know you have Aspergers when someone shows up by surprise or uninvited, and you go crazy and lash out of them, and have to apologize later on.

You know you are autistic when the light fixtures in the store are screaming out in pain and not one person around you notices.

you wonder if any of us here are with out co morbids.

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and if it's true what they say about the industry that makes it so much worse