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14 Aug 2019, 7:49 am

Staycation

When you dont go on Vacation you go on Vacation at Staycation.

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Breinistan

Breinistan is also a nice place to visit during your vacation.
Brein is the dutch word for Brain.

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Backyardshire, Not far away and pretty cheap to stay.



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14 Aug 2019, 7:54 am

ice scream- what happens when you eat something on a hot day that's too cold.



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16 Aug 2019, 4:36 pm

Said the TECH. commentary writer discussing current, and past TECH. in desktop/laptop Internet connections, "we live in a post-modem era!"

In TECH. history, modems were applied in the old 'dail-up' Internet connections.

Note: 'Modem' sounds like 'Modern' - If the 'm' at the end of the word 'modem' is divided into two parts the letters 'r', and 'n' result - hence the word 'modern.'



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16 Aug 2019, 4:51 pm

Louis Cyphre - lyrically obscene unique intelligent style clearly you perceive he reigns eternally

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17 Aug 2019, 12:33 am

I made a bunch of lego street soldiers, and they're all asking each other 'what set you from'

I knew a gangbanger who was in a wheelchair; would you believe he was a rolling crip?


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19 Aug 2019, 3:35 pm

Don't be bitter man, that you'll never be a better man
I'll stomp ya beta men straight to the bitumen.


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19 Aug 2019, 4:32 pm

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Moraunism - "native" religion of my psychiatrically handicapped mentality. The name from the phrase "monotheistic radical universalism" (also: moraun, MRU ("mru" is Polish onomatopeia for the sound of purring of a cat)). It opposes traditional beliefs of monotheists and is very dangerous heresy against Catholicism. It is a result of wishful thinking.

I do not want to blaspheme or having fun from Catholicism, but now my mind noticed that the word "catholic" contains parts "cat" (name of purring animal) and "holic", which is a part of the word "alcoholic", so to my mind the word "catholic" may mean "someone who is addicted to cat". It may be interesting how many people noticed that pun.

Anauky, anaukia, unauky, unaukia, un-auky, un-aukia - state of lack of aukia, auky (shortening of "aucorigia", "aucorigy" or maybe even lack of aukism (not even aucoroidia, aucoroidy). I could divide people's mentalities to aucorigic, aucoroidal and unaukic.



I noticed this pun a long time ago. It's not blasphemous, and generally the more seriously someone believes a religion the better humored they are about jokes on it. (Only a fragile lie is delicately and gravely protected.)

And it matches me. I love cats. :D


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19 Aug 2019, 4:58 pm

Antisportism - belief or opinion that sport (especially or at least professional) is evil or sinful.

FOET - fear of eternal torment.
FOA - fear of annihilation.
FOTT - fear of temporary torment.
FOED - fear of eternal damnation.



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20 Aug 2019, 12:11 am

fornication under commanding king's edict, definitely



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20 Aug 2019, 9:27 am

I once formed the adverb "runningly" with a possible meaning of "quickly and forcefully" only to have anyone I told about it say it isn't a word.

Also in high school I coined "spontaneous ideogenesis" for the (sometimes insightful) ideas that just pop into one's head without apparent cause. Itself an act of spontaneous ideogenesis.



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29 Aug 2019, 4:49 pm

Universal annihilation - something which appears to be core belief of mainstream atheism. Shortenings: uniann, univanni.

Almost universal endless torment (AUET, alunento) - it may be a belief of some believers of religions, at least some monotheistic ones.

Coramienco - variant of "koramienko" (my neologism for cow feces).



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30 Aug 2019, 11:46 pm

I heard you making threats, got something to say man?
I know the only thing you've ever clapped was your hands.


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31 Aug 2019, 3:46 pm

Gellstorke - Google found no results for that word.

Alunetto - word formed from two first letters of words forming phrase "almost universal eternal torment".
From three first letters in words forming phrase above the word "almunietetor" is formed.

In northeastern Poland there are village and lake named "Krawno", etymology looks interesting for me, but it is almost certain that their names are not from bovine excrements. But for me the word "krawno" means feces, at least ones of cattle.



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02 Sep 2019, 3:23 pm

Moling - defecation. Mole - feces, at least elongated, solid ones.

Etcoto - word formed by two first letters of words in phrase "eternal conscious tomrent".
Etecontor - word formed by three first letters of words in phrase "eternal conscious torment".

Koroven, korowien, karawien, karawion - some variants of genitive plural for words like korovno, korowno, karawno (which mean feces, at least cow ones - my neologisms).

Człowiekno - human feces. Kilovekno, kileveknen - some modifications of that word, quite large ones (modifications).



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02 Sep 2019, 11:55 pm

i scheme while sippin' syrup delicious;
meanwhile I'm livin' surreptitious


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Povonhai - 3 results for the word in quotation marks in Google. The word is a misspelling of Polish word "powąchaj", which is second person singular imperative of "powąchać" ("to smell", perfective verb).

Kramnienie - defecation. Especially of a cow.

"Kramnić" - one result in Google. My neologism meaning "to defecate" (imperfective).

When I was younger I had thoughts that rude word for rear end in British English comes from shortening of the word "arsenal" and the buttocks and anus were for someone a sort of arsenal (with bullets (pieces of feces, especially quite elongated ones) and chemical weapons (intestinal gases which have unpleasant smell)).