You Might be an Aspie if...

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You might be aspie if every time you open your mouth you find a foot in it

You tell a joke and nobody laughs.


They tell a joke and YOU don't laugh.


You prefer animals to people

You wouldn't mind a significant other , yet they could be gone for weeks on end and you probably wouldn't care....

...you'd rather spend time fixing a broken machine instead of being near people.

...you have a more intimate knowledge of you automobile's inner workings than the "service tech" at the dealership.

You are honest about things that most people don't even talk about.

You hate injustice more then most comic book superheroes.

You consider being a superhero a good idea, even if your only superpower is to count Pi to the 100th digit.

You are excellent at reading

You are excellent at writing

you are excellent at drawing

you are excellent at doing anything that doesn't come naturally to NTs.

You are not excellent at doing anything that NTs do like its breathing. Lying, for instance.

You think that the above skills are less important then the skills prior to them.

You actually value the art of thinking.

You think Einstein is cooler then McJagger.

You have ideas that you know are good that no one else thinks actually is until they see it work.


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[quote="Ideawizard"]You are honest about things that most people don't even talk about.

You hate injustice more then most comic book superheroes.

You consider being a superhero a good idea, even if your only superpower is to count Pi to the 100th digit.

You are excellent at reading

You are excellent at writing

you are excellent at drawing

you are excellent at doing anything that doesn't come naturally to NTs.

You are not excellent at doing anything that NTs do like its breathing. Lying, for instance.

You think that the above skills are less important then the skills prior to them.

You actually value the art of thinking.

You think Einstein is cooler then McJagger.

You have ideas that you know are good that no one else thinks actually is until they see it work.

^THIS^
Especially being honest about things most people don't talk about. Everyone I know says I 'overshare'

....everyone in the room are laughing at the TV show ''You've Been Framed'' except you, and you feel annoyed when they laugh at something so predictable like a fat person falling off a swing or some toddler falling off a trike.

You might be an aspie if...
- You only eat from about two food groups.
- You have a better social life with your toy 'pikachu' than a real person.
- Your computer is your best friend.
- You scour the internet to research a particular, obscure subject.
- Someone says- 'what's up?' and you say '... I'm fine thank you....'

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Aspie 172/200 Undiagnosed, but pretty sure I have it.
'Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.'

You might be an aspie if...

Gaining a new special interest feels like falling in love
Losing a special interest feels like breaking up a relationship (even if you've never actually been in a relationship before)

In other words... if you treat your hobbies so seriously that they feel like they're your lover, then you might be an aspie!

ymbaa- if you go around looking for patterns in everything in life or make one out of life...