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Dingus
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29 Nov 2011, 8:22 am

........if you tell yourself that you're not that Aspie at all, and that you were not just stimming, and then you instantly uncontrollably flap a little bit.

StuckWithin
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29 Nov 2011, 1:25 pm

... if you can't figure out why anyone would tune out of an intelligent discussion because they feel you're giving them "too much information". What, they like being ignorant??! How can anyone NOT like amassing facts about the things they're talking about? :lol:

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29 Nov 2011, 7:04 pm

This is awesome! lol

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29 Nov 2011, 7:17 pm

Squidward wrote:

YMBAAI:

You're 21 and still waiting for your brain to revert to adult mode.

...you are 33 and realize you will never become a "real" adult.

Don't know if anyone has ever posted this link here but...You know you have ADD when....
http://www.fdisk.com/cgi-bin/add/youknow.pl

hanyo
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29 Nov 2011, 7:19 pm

Dots wrote:

.... if when you play the Sims computer game even your Sims stay home playing the piano all day and don't socialize much or know any neighbours.

My sim doesn't get out much either. I tend to only purposely make my sims socialize if I want them to have woohoo or bite a sim. My main sim is a vampire. There have been times where my sim got married and once all the children were born he never spoke to his wife for the rest of her life. He tends to not talk to the kids either. He spends a lot of time training skills or on the computer.

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29 Nov 2011, 9:20 pm

YMBAAI:

...All there is in your basket at the grocery store is 8 of the same frozen meal.

...You know the freeway layout of half a dozen cities you have never been to.

...You love netflix because it allows you to watch all the episodes of every season of your favorite TV show, 3 times in a row.

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NZaspiegirl016
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29 Nov 2011, 9:27 pm

YMBAAI:
*Your "friends" say mean things about you as a "joke" and you think they mean it/expect them to make it sound like a joke.
*You come on here every day just to post in one topic, even if you weren't on this site at all that day.
*You blog on the same day every week.
*You wonder why people think you're weird.

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fleurdelily
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29 Nov 2011, 9:40 pm

dianthus wrote:

Squidward wrote:

YMBAAI:

You're 21 and still waiting for your brain to revert to adult mode.

...you are 33 and realize you will never become a "real" adult.

Don't know if anyone has ever posted this link here but...You know you have ADD when....
http://www.fdisk.com/cgi-bin/add/youknow.pl

(ahem) ......... 45 .....and...... still...... w....a...i...t...i...n...g..............

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dianthus
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29 Nov 2011, 9:51 pm

NZaspiegirl016 wrote:

YMBAAI:
*You wonder why people think you're weird.

I unfortunately know all too many reasons why people think I'm weird, and yet I still wonder what their reasoning is behind it.

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29 Nov 2011, 9:53 pm

Joe90 wrote:

....you put your fingers in your ears when you walk past the smoke alarm when the dinner's cooking - just in case.

And if the smoke alarm goes off as you're standing right under it, you back out of the kitchen while angrily screaming every expletive at it. Afterwards you feel so angry at the smoke alarm you want to grab it off the wall, rip the battery out and beat the crap out of it, as if you were in the most heated fight of your life.

Dingus
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30 Nov 2011, 6:02 am

fleurdelily wrote:

dianthus wrote:

Squidward wrote:

YMBAAI:

You're 21 and still waiting for your brain to revert to adult mode.

...you are 33 and realize you will never become a "real" adult.

Don't know if anyone has ever posted this link here but...You know you have ADD when....
http://www.fdisk.com/cgi-bin/add/youknow.pl

(ahem) ......... 45 .....and...... still...... w....a...i...t...i...n...g..............

31......now assuming the same will be at 45........

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30 Nov 2011, 4:02 pm

SyphonFilter wrote:

Joe90 wrote:

....you put your fingers in your ears when you walk past the smoke alarm when the dinner's cooking - just in case.

....then I would ''feel sorry'' for it.

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30 Nov 2011, 4:27 pm

Joe90 wrote:

SyphonFilter wrote:

Joe90 wrote:

....you put your fingers in your ears when you walk past the smoke alarm when the dinner's cooking - just in case.

....then I would ''feel sorry'' for it.

Same here! But if I went out and bought another smoke alarm that was the same exact model, I'd feel a little better.

hanyo
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30 Nov 2011, 4:30 pm

Joe90 wrote:

....then I would ''feel sorry'' for it.

I wouldn't feel sorry for it. It was self defense. It attacked me first.

CynicalPeach
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03 Dec 2011, 1:01 pm

171NewYork wrote:

You used to be able to memorize the name and reign of every pope, even though you were Jewish.

You've asked your doctor stupid questions before.

Your IQ is 116, yet you suck at behavior.

You compare your mom to Hitler.

you scratched curse words on your mother's couch and thought of it as funny.

Yep, all true...even the first one, though that was at least 5 years ago and I forgot all of them except for the past 100 years or so.

I didn't think 116 was a high IQ... I though 100 was average and 120 was "bright".

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26 Dec 2011, 1:17 pm

....you've took headache tablets in front of your mum to prove that you have a severe migraine - just to get out of attending a social situation without being criticised that you're not going. You don't really have a migraine, and you can't go on your computer just in case your mum asks why you're staring at a computer screen if you have a bad headache, so you have to do something else - but it was worth it!

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