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hartzofspace
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02 Oct 2009, 12:10 am

Spazzergasm wrote:
hartzofspace wrote:
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good god! you should have beaten her up with a bat in the middle of the night.


:lol: That reminds me of the time that I smacked a snoring roommate in the face, with a rubber thong sandal.


haha, ouch! i hope the roomate was being a jerk! that would hurt.


Yes, as a matter of fact, she was! Her sense of humor was very irritating. She would keep making sexual innuendos about everything, even when I asked her to stop. So, I was less inclined to be understanding when her snoring woke me up. :twisted:


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02 Oct 2009, 3:58 am

I once had a flatmate who sounds very similiar to the one you're describing (except a male version). He could turn on the charm and persuade me to forgive him when he wanted to, so when my parents bought ma a place I stupidly let him move in.

Then I kikced him out, he rented a place with his g/f, and then a year later she left him and he ended up living in a homeless hostel. Result!


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02 Oct 2009, 12:57 pm

Spazzergasm wrote:
good god! you should have beaten her up with a bat in the middle of the night.

Well, towards the end, before I ran away, I was *this close* to taking a swing at her. I could have quite cheerfully broken her jaw. But that would've got me in no end of trouble. So I figure the best thing I can do instead is to have a great life :)


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02 Oct 2009, 1:40 pm

best revenge, yet!