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19 Dec 2009, 10:17 am

I had to say it out loud to get it. Don't worry it's really cheesy. It's just a play on words.

Brown Chicken Brown Cow sounds like "Bom Chicka Wah Wah."

"Bom chicka wah wah" is just a goofy expression people usually use when they're jokingly saying something is sexy.



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19 Dec 2009, 10:54 am

I had trouble getting the joke about sex on television, until it was explained to me.



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19 Dec 2009, 11:39 am

I'm usually the first to get dirty jokes, but that made no sense to me. Even after reading the explanation it still seems stupid. That's just a dumb excuse for a "joke" that was probably thought up by someone who was just really desperate to be seen as funny, but couldn't think of anything that was actually clever. I've noticed that a lot of people desperately try to be funny, but very few succeed.



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19 Dec 2009, 4:10 pm

PlatedDrake wrote:
Yeah, thats definately not a thought out joke . . . it attempts to be a pun, but it isnt.

Here's a better one:

A guy walks up to me and says, "Im a teepee, im a wigwam, im a teepee, im a wigwam," and i say to him, "Relax man, you're two tents."



That's a much better pun - at least that rates inclusion in a Scholastic Press Joke Book for kids. :D

If I were a teacher, I'd flunk anyone who laughed at that 'Brown Chicken' stupidity on general principle. :evil:



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19 Dec 2009, 5:24 pm

Dragonfly_Dreams wrote:
I've never heard of this joke before. Google is your friend. I found why its funny, however I don't find it funny. :shrug


I mean. I found that kind of joke funny when I was six... sometimes I think if I really lack humor or the humor people does is too stupid :(


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06 Aug 2011, 8:28 am

You know what is funny..... reading thru 3 pages of posts about a joke noone gets :lol:



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06 Aug 2011, 8:47 am

TonyTheTiger wrote:
"Bow chicka bow wow" is basically making fun of the sort of music you might find in a porno. "Brown chicken, brown cow" is a further play on that.

You're not missing much not having got it. It is a fairly stupid joke, and overused.


I didn't understand it until I read the "bow chicka wow wow" which I didn't get from repeating brownchickenbrowncow over and over. It's a mildly amusing joke.


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06 Aug 2011, 10:06 am

Felinity wrote:
This is one of the occasions when I feel VERY different from most other people:

I was in a classroom and someone mentioned this story about a couple in a barn and said something like
"Brown Chicken ~ Brown Cow" and everybody in the classroom laughed but me... Then, the teacher asked if there
was anyone that didn't get the joke and I didn't want to raise my hand... Then, the teacher said there was actually a
huge record company executive that was so stupid that he didn't get that joke and EVERYONE in the class laughed even harder...


WOW, that "teacher" was a MORON! Now I didn't get the "joke" either! WHY?

1. I didn't think about the sounds is such a distorted way.
2. I am NOT a walking distionary of filthy slang
3. That song was apparently written recently, and I graduated from highschool before the writter was even BORN!

Some CLAIM it supposedly orignated in the 1970s in porn, but I for one haven't been a big viewer, and ones where they talk are KNOWN for lacking any value. And how long would it tae to filter down to regular culture? HECK, I heard about RAM about a decade before the IBM PC even existed. Should I call all those people that didn't know about it idiots?

OK, EINSTEIN was an idiot because he didn't know about the iphone! It makes as much sense! And everyone in that class, including maybe the "teacher", is an idiot because they don't know about vinyl records!

MAN is that teacher an IDIOT!

OK, let ME tell you a joke. I'm adlibing, hopefully I'll get this correct. Forgive the references to catholics, etc.... This isn't REALLY a religious jok, it just uses it as a platform.

One day, the jewish people in a land were told they had to leave! They had to be gone in THREE days, OR ELSE! So the jews went to the government and PLEADED for amnesty. The government said OK, you get your BEST rabbi, and he will debate the pope! If you win, you can stay. But you CAN'T SPEAK!

SO, the pope starts. he spreads his hands to the jewish audience! The Rabbi puts up his index finger!
The pope shows three fingers, the pope shows one.
The pope drinks from a chalice, the rabbi bites into an apple.
The pope says they can STAY!

The people ask the pope WHY!?!?

The pope said
I said ALL have sinned, he said not one is blamless.
I said god was three, he said god was one
I said we have the sacrements, and he said all have sinned.

The jews went to the rabbi asking what had happened.
He said you got me!
He said you all must go! I said not even one.
He said you have three days! I said NOT ONE STEP!
He pulled out his lunch, and I pulled out mine!

Steve