19 Apr 2010, 4:18 pm
Janissy wrote:
b9 wrote:
i was going to do the ADD test but there were too many questions and i could not keep track of what question i was up to. i was distracted also by some birds chirping outside so i gave up.
i was going to do the anxiety test but i was very worried about what the result would be so i decided against it.
i did not take the autism test because i do not "take" anything because it is against the rules to steal.
i started the bipolar test with much enthusiasm but during the test i started to realize that it was useless and i felt deflated.
when i began the depression test, i thought "why bother? i have no energy anyway. it is all just sh*t"
i could not complete the OCD test because i was not sure i got my answers correct, and after an hour of reviewing what i answered i decided to not submit my answers in case they were wrong.
of course i did not dare to do the schizophrenia test because i know that test would be monitored by the CIA to weed out potentially dangerous people. so a voice in my head told me to stay away from it.
i was going to do the anxiety test but i was very worried about what the result would be so i decided against it.
i did not take the autism test because i do not "take" anything because it is against the rules to steal.
i started the bipolar test with much enthusiasm but during the test i started to realize that it was useless and i felt deflated.
when i began the depression test, i thought "why bother? i have no energy anyway. it is all just sh*t"
i could not complete the OCD test because i was not sure i got my answers correct, and after an hour of reviewing what i answered i decided to not submit my answers in case they were wrong.
of course i did not dare to do the schizophrenia test because i know that test would be monitored by the CIA to weed out potentially dangerous people. so a voice in my head told me to stay away from it.
You would never take the ODD test because you don't like people telling you what to do.
(Ok, that was a weak addition, but I like your sense of humour.)
Janissy wrote:
(Ok, that was a weak addition, but I like your sense of humour.)
b9's posts usually make me smile, sometimes I laugh out loud. Thanks b9
19 Apr 2010, 5:06 pm
19 Apr 2010, 5:12 pm
20 Apr 2010, 8:32 am
MONKEY wrote:
b9 wrote:
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You have a great sense of humour
i do not know what to say.
in real life i would have said those things with a serious demeanor because i like to pretend i am stupid so that others will say i am an idiot. then i find it privately very funny.
but i guess i say thanks for seeing i was being humerous. you have a nice nature and you are straightforward in my opinion.
Mdyar wrote:
b9 wrote:
Janissy wrote:
You would never take the ODD test because you don't like people telling you what to do.
(Ok, that was a weak addition, but I like your sense of humour.)
(Ok, that was a weak addition, but I like your sense of humour.)
i would not take the ODD test because i would refuse to accept the result.
Now what would Dr. Smith have to say about this?
Maybe "You Ninny" or "You booby head".
well if i was in a meltdown, and smith could not reach my power pack in time, then i may perform an act such as:
on him.
20 Apr 2010, 8:39 am
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20 Apr 2010, 9:51 am
Aimless wrote:
b9 wrote:
I do that on occasion. When I was at a prenatal checkup I saw that my blood type was listed as B positive. So with a straight face I said "B plus, I guess I should have studied harder." The nurse quickly assured me and in all seriousness that that was not what that meant.
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in real life i would have said those things with a serious demeanor because i like to pretend i am stupid so that others will say i am an idiot. then i find it privately very funny.
I do that on occasion. When I was at a prenatal checkup I saw that my blood type was listed as B positive. So with a straight face I said "B plus, I guess I should have studied harder." The nurse quickly assured me and in all seriousness that that was not what that meant.
That's a good one.
If I was your nurse I would be chuckling. My absolute favorite type of humour is that sort of straightfaced humour, Steven Wright is my favorite comic.
