39. Normal people can't actually multi-task or think objectively, no matter how often they claim they can. Bear that in mind when contemplating their bizarre behavior; many times their emotions (the main one is PRIDE or EGO) are overriding their reasoning capabilities. React accordingly.
*By "accordingly", I mean assuage their egos. Say something like, "We both know your way is the best, but what if...?" and then finish your sentence with your idea. It doesn't work all the time, but it works enough of the time for my purposes.
seaside wrote:
24. Trying to make a funny based on something that you saw be successful for someone else or in another situation may not work. You may not be able to gauge if it will fall flat or offend.
I know this one, know it deep in my bones. Yet I make this mistake at least twice a week. WTF?
Angnix wrote:
3. How are you isn't literal, you are suppose to say "fine" then "How are you?" back.
I'm still learning this one
This rule should be number 1. It certainly is the hardest to learn, yet you encounter it so darn often.
ShamelessGit wrote:
28. At all times, pretend like you know what you are doing. Other people are predisposed to believe you.
This is good advice for everyone. The pithy version is "Fake it 'til you make it!" It works! Although it's hard to keep up all the time...