Technikilor wrote:
I use and appreciate humour only when it's appropriate or relevant. I don't believe reality is to be laughed at in most situations.
In one Calvin & Hobbes strip, Calvin asked why people have a sense of humor - what evolutionary advantage could it possibly confer? Hobbes' reply: "I think that if we couldn't laugh at things that are ridiculous, we couldn't react to a lot of life."
The last panel was Calvin's reaction: "I can't decide if that's funny or really scary."
I tend to like jokes that are a little obscure, too:
The tachyon leaves. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." A tachyon walks into a bar.
Two electrons are driving their new car. The driver suddenly exclaims, "I have no idea where we are!" His passenger replies, "I told you that new speedometer was too accurate!"
And of course, Steven Wright is my hero:
"My apartment allows pets. I have a pony. I ride him over to the record player to change LPs, into the kitchen to get a snack..."
"I had a skylight installed. The people upstairs are furious."
"There's a switch in my place that doesn't do anything. I used to flip it off and on every time I went past. Then I got a letter from this lady in Germany, saying, 'Knock it off!'"
"I named my dog Stay. I used to call to him - 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He got really confused. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd - very disciplined."
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