Back when I was in college, I used to hate.. Hate... HATE "cult recruiting season". Anybody who's ever gone to a major university knows what I'm talking about... when the cultists come out of the woodwork, start hitting on random strangers to strike up conversations about their clothes (or whatever), and inevitably lead into something like "Can I tell you about my church?".
After a while, though, I noticed that I freaked them out as badly as they freaked me out. Like one year, in band camp (no, just kidding... it was my sophomore or junior year in college), one guy came up to me, noticed I was wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt, tried to strike up a conversation about it, and got totally weirded out when I looked at him blankly & told him I bought it because it was gray and had printing of appropriate scale in the right locations on the front and back (on the front, in the "pocket position", and across the back). His eyes opened wide in total fear when I told him I also bought identical shirts in white and black, and he quickly excused himself & literally ran away. It was an incredibly empowering moment, because from that point forward I started to intentionally screw with the cult people and played with them cat-vs-mouse style whenever they approached. Literally, cat-vs-mouse
My ultimate comeback to them: I asked them whether Jesus had any cats, like maybe a special beloved tabby or calico. The look on the face of the last girl I told that to my senior year was priceless. When she got offended and started stammering something, I pointed out that Mohamed loved HIS cats, that there's an entire chapter dedicated to them in the Koran, and began speculating about the existence of a forgotten Coptic scroll somewhere in Egypt or Syria that talks about Jesus sadly holding & stroking his purring kitty "David" for the last time -- maybe giving him one last cheek rub -- before handing him over to his mother (or Peter) and getting taken away by the Romans to be crucified.
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Your Aspie score: 170 of 200 · Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 34 of 200 · You are very likely an Aspie [ AQ=41, EQ=11, SQ=45, SQ-R=77; FQ=38 ]