JSBACHlover wrote:
Why is this thread even happening?
'Twas on a Monday, dark a dreary
With all the family peeved and weary
Chaos reigned and order fled
As DS5 emerged from bed
And in the midst of order broken
Raised an outraged voice in token
Of things gone fast and far awry
When not a vitamin was nigh.
Then down the hall did DS tromp
Each step an elephantine stomp
A pounding drumming on the floor
To raise the neighbor's ire once more
Against which was raised a mother's yell
And DS5 raged like the fiend in hell
And then the babka promise broken
And things were voiced best left unspoken
When trains were "wrong" and thrown in ire
Then feelings surged like wind blown fire
And blind justice blundered on the scene
With banished toys and broken dreams
And then the fateful words were said
Of peanut butter and sliced bread
On Mikassyna the family turned
The peanut butter treat was spurned
And harsher than DS's strife
Like poison on a stabbing knife
The scornful mock of husband dear
and his natural daughter standing near
Slapped mikassyna in the face
And brought her low and to this place
She fled in search of understanding
And, an explanation demanding
An opening post was here created
A tale of PB and no J related
And so we came to this very page
Through a tangled tale of breakfast rage
And unkind words said in haste:
A Monday morning laid to waste.