Lets list the funny things we do.

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That is hilarious!! I may have to do that just because it's so funny......

Thanks! :p Ya I collect transformers and some of the older Bionicle. Our house has lots of shelves, tables and ledges. When I am home alone I will pose one on say, the shelf above our TV. Sometimes they get noticed really quickly, but this one time I had a Bionicle figure hanging onto the ceiling fan. Three guesses what happened.

Fan got turned on and slung yer buddy across the room?

Yup. He survived though.

Of course he did. He's a Bionicle. They ain't wussies, ya know....

I know!

Another funny thing I do is draw really weird art that makes no sense whatsoever, just for the fun of it.

Something I've done at work (more than one.... ):

*Phone rings* (it's an inside line)
*I answer*
I'm asked "Is Jane there?"
I reply "yes."
I stand there with the phone to my ear waiting for them say something else.
*Extended awkward silence*
then they say "can I speak to them?"

Woops. Shouldn't they have said that in the first place?

^ On the topic of phones,

Bill collector calls
I answer
They start on about the bill
I begin to crow like a chicken
They ask me not to do that
I tell them sorry, continue
They continue, and I begin to crow like a chicken again
They ask me if something is wrong with me
And I said yes thats how much I care about your bill
I hang up

Sometimes, I do something along those lines to.

Last Thursday my school had a bit of a surprise party outside instead of class, so I did the obvious thing and speant most of the time pacing around inside the sparsely populated school building talking to myself to escape the bright and loud outdoors.

I get my words mixed up sometimes. I remember last year I went to Subway and I asked for a 12 ft. sub instead of a 12 in. sub.

A 12 foot sub wouldn't be a bad problem to have though, now would it?

But this reminds me of what I was gonna mention: misunderstanding connotations of words, sometimes?

In art class when I was younger my friend drew a cute swan that I really liked. Unfortunately I described it as "cartoony" when I meant "cute" and "well done" (as in something one might have seen on display in a newspaper)... but then she got really upset because apparently "cartoony" meant "bad" to her. ^^;

As a child, I always used to have to press on my fingers and toes. Especially near the nail. I would tell my mother that it felt like I had to do it, like scratching an itch. I still feel the urge to do it and dont know why.

I change my clothing multiple times a day because I cannot get comfortable.

I eat most meals standing up over the counter. I try to avoid eating near other people if I can help it.

I go around moving and adjusting the furniture in the room before I can relax and watch tv, because usually someone has moved something.

I talk to animals as if they are people.

I often prefer to look at things (particularly people) through my peripheral vision rather than looking at them straight on.

I eat all of a food group
On my dinner plate and then start on the next.


I put in 33 seconds or
61 seconds
Or 97 seconds on the microwave instead of even numbers

I love reading all of these and can't stop squirming, especially the ones I do too, I'm all excited now!!

^^ That's one of them: I squirm and bounce and clench my fists when I'm excited or happy.

I always make up & sing songs about everything that is happening, and they usually include puns & scatalogical humor, like "Making some food, hope it is good, cutting the cheese, no smelly ones please! Toasting the bread, that's what she said..." and no one except my sister ever likes my songs lol.

Always rocking, always rocking and humming, if not singing & dancing (awkwardly, of course).

I either don't want to be touched at all, or I hug people really really hard when I see them.

Always laughing at the constant flow of puns and poop jokes that populate my brain 24/7 so I look like a crazy person laughing at nothing.

If I am not careful to lower my vocal pitch and calm down, I talk like a hyper five year old on a sugar rush even though I am in my thirties.

Like many people here, I take everything literally & reply as specifically or generally as the questions I am asked. "Would you like to help me with these groceries?" No but thanks for asking . "What do you want to eat?" Food! "I'm dying of thirst" Oh no, don't die; live, liiiiiiive!! !!

I like to slap my friends & family on the butt and/or run up to them and poke them in the side to make them laugh, then dance away, laughing like a maniac, before they can yell at me. Very few people like this but I cannot help myself. If I know you well enough to know your middle name, I will eventually slap your bum.

I eat the same thing every day and I like my food separate & not touching. I don't like sandwiches or soup or sloppy drippy stuff, although I will force myself to eat anything if it's in public and not eating something will offend the cook.

Basically I am a permanent child. Sigh.

Okayyyy...glad I'm not the only one. Base level humor is greatly frowned upon in my experience, but it is funny, eh? And, I love puns.

Please don;t slap my ass...I'll take it the wrong way and ask you out. LOL And, you would know my middle name immediately as it is what I go by in real life. It's my first name that's the mystery.

I have no problem with some of that as I was raised in the southern US and drippy barbecue, tacos and such were always on the menu. So, food all mushed together, drippy and messy is no problem. But! I can't eat certain textures no matter how much I like the flavors. I mean, I will spit it out.

Just a slightly different kid and you're younger than two of my children......