I found a cures/treatments for NT syndrome

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30 May 2018, 3:35 pm

I know how to make someone autistic.

Have them try to change their password on TurboTax, twice getting the message that it can't be done because their server is down. Then have them try to phone TurboTax, dealing with an obstreporous voice menu thingy and finally a semi-nice human being (hint: just keep saying "representative").

If the person isn't a blubbering mass of nerves before they try to change their TurboTax password, they will be by the time this is done, about an hour later.

It drove me to drink.

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30 May 2018, 3:41 pm

This is so funny. Hahahaha.

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30 May 2018, 3:58 pm

What is TurboTax? And I think you should be at least grateful you didn't have to pay for this

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31 May 2018, 3:28 am

The best Autism ever. This is like the best satire.

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31 May 2018, 8:56 am

BeaArthur,

Doing any kind of transaction by phone with the so-called "helpers" or "representatives" is certainly enough to drive anyone nuts.

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31 May 2018, 9:32 am

IstominFan wrote:

Doing any kind of transaction by phone with the so-called "helpers" or "representatives" is certainly enough to drive anyone nuts.

Link to the original at Dinosaur Comics.

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18 Jun 2018, 11:28 am

If your Autistic can this make you more Autistic?

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18 Jun 2018, 11:32 am

I wonder if this can improve your intelligence to?

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18 Jun 2018, 1:16 pm

Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?

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18 Jun 2018, 1:44 pm

skibum wrote:

Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?

Whats Neurotypical Speaks?

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18 Jun 2018, 1:54 pm

Dylanperr wrote:

skibum wrote:

Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?

Whats Neurotypical Speaks?

Like Autism Speaks but for Neurotypicals. They will help and support Nurotypicals by trying to wipe them out.

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18 Jun 2018, 2:20 pm

fluffysaurus wrote:

Dylanperr wrote:

skibum wrote:

Have you consulted Neurotypical Speaks?

Whats Neurotypical Speaks?

Like Autism Speaks but for Neurotypicals. They will help and support Nurotypicals by trying to wipe them out.

What is the Neurotypical speaks symbol?

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18 Jun 2018, 2:25 pm

It turns out there's already a cure for NT syndrome. It's called SMARTPHONE. I had the occasion to watch some NTs being treated by it, and it works miracles, there's an immediate lack of eye contact, a lot of strange fingers movements, etc.

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18 Jun 2018, 2:30 pm

LOLOLOL Thanks, for the laughs, guys----I really needed them, t'day!!

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18 Jun 2018, 2:33 pm

Dylanperr wrote:

What is the Neurotypical speaks symbol?

http://area53aa.org/main/wp-content/upl ... on_why.jpg

As in, why would someone wanna be NT! LOL

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18 Jun 2018, 7:12 pm

AstroPi wrote:

For real. Smartphones do radically change the behavior of the most outgoing, extravert, and most NT, of NTs. They all suddenly appear to be talking to themselves (like demented Bowery bums).Forget about eye contact. They get so oblivious to their surroundings that they can no longer drive safely, or even walk city streets safely.

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