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19 Aug 2020, 1:59 pm

Ah yes of course; thought I recognized him but wasn't sure from where.

A classic case of forgotten identity.

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19 Aug 2020, 2:11 pm

I remember hearing a joke last year...about a woman who loved classical music, and always took her "Chopin Liszt" with her to the grocery store...really bad pun.

When I was a kid I remember my mom told one, about a man who had this little guy he would carry around with him everywhere, who lived in a box and played a miniature piano...and others told him they'd never seen a man with a 12-inch pianist before...silly joke.

I came up with one myself a year ago (in response to this other guy's joke) that was actually quite funny...but I can't remember it. I believe it was about Liszt, though. Maybe it'll come to me...but probably it's gone.

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19 Aug 2020, 2:13 pm

eyelessshiver wrote:

When I was a kid I remember my mom told one, about a man who had this little guy he would carry around with him everywhere, who lived in a box and played a miniature piano...and others told him they'd never seen a man with a 12-inch pianist before...silly joke.

That's not a kids joke :lol:

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19 Aug 2020, 2:16 pm

I reckon if WP was a telephone directory I'd have an unlizsted number...

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19 Aug 2020, 2:27 pm

^ franz for the joke

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19 Aug 2020, 2:37 pm

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I reckon if WP was a telephone directory I'd have an unlizsted number...

And here I thought you were just Haydn from us.

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19 Aug 2020, 2:46 pm

And you couldn't Handel that?

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19 Aug 2020, 2:48 pm

envirozentinel wrote:

And you couldn't Handel that?

If I can Handel The Messiah, I can Handel anything!

Just don't ask me to go shopping with your Liszt; I'm too Baroque.

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19 Aug 2020, 3:02 pm

Is it true that gay people don't care much for Debussy?

Sorry OP, your thread's gone rather off topic the last few posts - apologies. Don't run away! :oops:

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19 Aug 2020, 6:10 pm

Gay men don't, but gay people...well, many of them do care for it, very much...

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20 Aug 2020, 12:24 am

^You're right of course - thanks for correcting it!

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20 Aug 2020, 12:59 am

I can't sit cross legged.

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20 Aug 2020, 1:37 am

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Is it true that gay people don't care much for Debussy?

Nope , I've slept on it and I still don't get this joke , please put me out of my misery someone.

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20 Aug 2020, 2:41 am

Oh_no_its_Ferris wrote:

envirozentinel wrote:

Is it true that gay people don't care much for Debussy?

Nope , I've slept on it and I still don't get this joke , please put me out of my misery someone.

Read 'Debussy' as 'Dapussy'.

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20 Aug 2020, 2:56 am

Oh_no_its_Ferris wrote:

I can be pretty inflexible at times but it never lasts long , I do have things in my past that I always ruminate about though.

My flexibility depends a great deal on how well I'm sleeping. I'm also more inclined to change plans for people I trust to think clearly, and they are few. Re-hashing old conversations that did not make sense eventually revealed an underlying logic behind the pattern, once I was open enough to see it.

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20 Aug 2020, 4:54 am

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Oh_no_its_Ferris wrote:

envirozentinel wrote:

Is it true that gay people don't care much for Debussy?

Nope , I've slept on it and I still don't get this joke , please put me out of my misery someone.

Read 'Debussy' as 'Dapussy'.

Ah! thanks.

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