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Benjamin the Donkey
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19 Nov 2021, 11:10 pm

Since you're on this site, I assume those people want autistic genius children.


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19 Nov 2021, 11:50 pm

The OP even said "but Im not a genius".

So...maybe these folks are breaking into the wrong house!

There must be some Nobel Laureate who lives down the street, and these folks have the wrong address, and are raping some ordinary schmoe (who happens to have autism).

They are gonna get sued by the folks who are buying this semen that theyre extracting.

Sued for...male fraud!! !!

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20 Nov 2021, 12:17 pm

LOL at the title. Pure clickbait.


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20 Nov 2021, 12:27 pm

Hey, leave him alone, he's a good fella, he's one of us. What..I mean what, what ? Its just funny. ya know, the way he tells the story and everything...


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20 Nov 2021, 12:33 pm

HEY!

Are you canceling my joke? Ive been waiting for years for an opportunity to use it :lol: !



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20 Nov 2021, 1:04 pm

Wow, just wow! Where to begin...



On second thought, I will just leave this one alone.



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20 Nov 2021, 1:26 pm

Technic, your descpription of "sperm stealing" sounds absolutely delusional. If you truly believe that is what's going on, you need to seek qualified mental counseling.

If anyone is actually having non-consensual physical intimacy with you, you need to tell someone you trust about THAT. Soon. It's sexual assault and it's illegal.



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20 Nov 2021, 4:11 pm

KimD wrote:
Technic, your descpription of "sperm stealing" sounds absolutely delusional. If you truly believe that is what's going on, you need to seek qualified mental counseling.

If anyone is actually having non-consensual physical intimacy with you, you need to tell someone you trust about THAT. Soon. It's sexual assault and it's illegal.


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20 Nov 2021, 4:34 pm

Technic is one of a kind. If he lived in medieval Europe, he would be screaming about the succubus, no doubt.


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21 Nov 2021, 9:35 am

Hundreds of children each year?

Maybe half of the younger folks on this website can call you...."Daddy!".



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21 Nov 2021, 9:41 am

It's a win-win. Your DNA lives on, but you don't have to raise the kids and play daddy.

Imagine the opposite scenario....

Anyway, if your sperm was stolen, it means your DNA is highly-desirable.



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21 Nov 2021, 12:53 pm

ezbzbfcg2 wrote:
It's a win-win. Your DNA lives on, but you don't have to raise the kids and play daddy.

Imagine the opposite scenario....

Anyway, if your sperm was stolen, it means your DNA is highly-desirable.


Highly desirable, or....the thieves are stealing from the wrong guy. And are selling the goods under false pretenses.

Which means that they are guilty of committing...male fraud! Lol!



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21 Nov 2021, 1:26 pm

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ar-ar-ar!


Spoof pirates?


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21 Nov 2021, 1:28 pm

Okay... wow. Just wow.






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21 Nov 2021, 1:31 pm

Technic1 wrote:
Only I’m not a genius I just think differently to most, is this true with all Aspergers thinking not smarter but differently?

What can I do about people stealing my children. I’ve got 100 of them in the last year.


I hope you listen to the concerned people here (including myself) and reach out for medical help! :heart:


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21 Nov 2021, 2:06 pm

Flown wrote:
Technic1 wrote:
Only I’m not a genius I just think differently to most, is this true with all Aspergers thinking not smarter but differently?

What can I do about people stealing my children. I’ve got 100 of them in the last year.


I hope you listen to the concerned people here (including myself) and reach out for medical help! :heart:


Yes you're right. I was wrong to make fun.


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