Why. Why the hell can't they understand, or failing that, just leave us alone?
Do (most) NT honestly believe that, deep down, we really want to be normal? We really want to be just like them? That, if they "teach" us how to make eye contact for 30 seconds at a time, we'll discover that we really love eye contact and small talk and hugs, and thank them forever for teaching us the ways of human interaction?